tmidgett wrote:
kenny this?

udo dirkschneider

JB: Fred Schneider
JW: Duane Schneider


Kenny Rankin:

Being caught headbanging in your car at a stoplight to a really stupid song.

Kenny:Being caught headbanging in your car at a stoplight to a really stupid song.

jb: obviously, catching someone else headbanging in their car at a stoplight to a really stupid song.

jw: having your check card declined when purchasing a $0.52 coffee refill at a crowded gas station, and not having sufficient change.

Kennilicious:

gourmet potato chips

Kennilicious:

gourmet potato chips

JB: fresh olives and feta
JW: Fritos Flavor Twists


Yo, Kenny it:

those stupid mesh caps that idiot kids think are cool to wear crooked

[quote="michaeltheangryrussianYo, Kenny it:

those stupid mesh caps that idiot kids think are cool to wear crooked[/quote]

Just better: Idiot kids with over the shoulder bookbag that has 1" buttons of hardcore bands all up and down the shoulder strap.
Just worse: Idiot kids with nautical star tattoos on elbows.

Please Kenny: Potato salad.

michaeltheangryrussian wrote:

Yo, Kenny it:

those stupid mesh caps that idiot kids think are cool to wear crooked

just better: a large stray dog wandering around in your yard
just worse: idiot kids who think it is cool to not bathe


Please, Kenny:

- belching late in the afternoon and tasting the cheerios you ate for breakfast

stackmatic wrote:

michaeltheangryrussian wrote:

Please, Kenny:

- belching late in the afternoon and tasting the cheerios you ate for breakfast

JB: belching late in the afternoon and tasting the Cap'n Crunch you ate for breakfast

JW belching late in the afternoon and tasting the PBR you drank for breakfast

Kenny it:
dropping your keys into a rapid river from a bridge... no spares for your 1983 AMC Eagle and about $300 in school keys.

dropping your keys into a rapid river from a bridge... no spares for your 1983 AMC Eagle and about $300 in school keys.

j.b. dropping your keys down a manhole whilst getting out of your 1983 amc eagle and spending the rest of the afternoon fishing them out (successfully)

j.w. driving your 1983 AMC eagle into a fishpond, nearly drowning, but retaining your keys to said car

kenny?

feeling vaguely dizzy from looking at a computer screen all day

tmidgett wrote:feeling vaguely dizzy from looking at a computer screen all day

Just Better: Feeling vaguely dizzy from watching a "dancer" spin around her pole a few times
Just Worse: Feeling vaguely dizzy from having drunk too many mimosas, you skirt

Kenny: [url=http://www.idahostatesman.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040509/NEWS0105/405090338
]The life of Wolf B2 (aka The Old Man, Chat Chaaht).[/url]

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Kenny: [url=http://www.idahostatesman.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20040509/NEWS0105/405090338
]The life of Wolf B2 (aka The Old Man, Chat Chaaht).[/url]

just better: a link that works
just worse: a website that makes you give up yr first born to read the articles

kenny: hearing the song "milkshake" and then really craving a "milkshake"

the Classical wrote:

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:The life of Wolf B2 (aka The Old Man, Chat Chaaht).[/url]

just better: a link that works
just worse: a website that makes you give up yr first born to read the articles

Crap. That wolf article was incredible. Now it's gone! Just like that! Anyway.

the Classical wrote:kenny: hearing the song "milkshake" and then really craving a "milkshake"

Just Better: Hearing the song "Stairway To Heaven" and then actually trying to buy a stairway to heaven
Just Worse: Hearing the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise" and then getting arrested for punching the person who played it on the jukebox

Kenny: The story of a wolf that was captured in Canada, was transported to Idaho, engaged in various adventures, lost his mate to an elk, was a sacred figure to the Nez Perce, and was recently found dead in an aspen grove next to his final kill.