Please Kenny: David Hasselhoff

JB: Chuck Norris
JW: Jesse Whateverthefuck-opoils from Full House

Kenny:
bowel movement after 5 days of constipation from pain pills which you must take because your balls hurt

stackmatic wrote:Please Kenny: David Hasselhoff

J.B: Englebert Humperdink
J.W: Tom Jones

Kenny:
Vampyroteuthis infernalis ("the Vampire Squid From Hell" in Latin)
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/abyss/life/bestiary2.html

Faiz

Kenny:
Vampyroteuthis infernalis ("the Vampire Squid From Hell" in Latin)

j.b. craig t. nelson
j.w. having a northern pike bite a chunk of flesh out of the meaty part of
your hand

please don't obviously kenny: sphincter pursed, waiting for the meeting to
end

brian wrote:please don't obviously kenny: sphincter pursed, waiting for the meeting to
end

just better: hang nail
just worse: the entire recorded output of the Doors

kenny: mysterious paperwork

the Classical wrote:kenny: mysterious paperwork

J.B: Mysterious Pony.
J.W:Not having any certificates (hs diploma, college diploma, blackbelt diploma, birth cert) without some version having a typo where your name should be.

Lord Kennington Bigglesworth II:
Working in a cubicle

Kenny:
bowel movement after 5 days of constipation from pain pills which you must take because your balls hurt

j.b. the first squirt of pee thru a dry urethra, which is then lubricated enough to cause you no addit'l pain

j.w. having to sweat out said b.m. in a restroom at work, which precludes the vigorous grunting that would normally assist such an endeavor

kenny jones:

being on acid at the kentucky derby

tmidgett wrote:being on acid at the kentucky derby

Just Better: Passing audible gas during a particularly boring portion of an Easter church service, but remaining anonymous as to source
Just Worse: Being drunk at the bat mitzvah of your co-worker's adopted Chinese daughter

Kubla Khen: The Police's "Synchronicity"

Anonymous to gcbv: What kind of job do you have where you get in trouble for laughing at work?

Just Worse: Being drunk at the bat mitzvah of your co-worker's adopted Chinese daughter

haha!

ok, _synchronicity_:

j.b. talking politics with your barber

j.w. spending the first two weeks of a high school honors english class discussing what colors one might add to "guernica"

kenneth, what is the frequency of this kenny, before i beat you in the street like a dog, dan rather:

truman capote, as an author or a personality

tmidgett wrote:kenneth, what is the frequency of this kenny, before i beat you in the street like a dog, dan rather:

truman capote, as an author or a personality

just better: a pine tree
just worse: eating too many M & M's


you killed kenny you bastards: world war 2 movie marathon

tmidgett wrote:

kenneth, what is the frequency of this kenny, before i beat you in the street like a dog, dan rather:

truman capote, as an author or a personality

As Author

JB: James Michner
JW: Danielle Steel

As Personality

JB: Officer Sweetchuck from the "Police Acadamy" films
JW: Ross Perot


Tell me Kenny feel it, tell me Kenny feel it, tell me Ken-ny feel-it:


The "Peel Sessions" release by your favorite band