mikeloss

forget Chicago baby, we got tons of bars in Iowa City that you can happily roofy away at random. and you won't be alone cause all of your frat brothers from sigma date rape U will be there.

and don't bother calling me a faggot, i'll be glad to plead guilty to that.

I'm sorry, but I am fascinated. I can't stop thinking about this. I really want to think this is a farce and Milosh (or whatever) is laughing his / her ass off.

I know and like to hang around with a small circle of close freinds, split right about down the middle; girls and boys. The girls I know are exceptional people, artists, musicians, recordists, and otherwise intellegent wonderful people. Some of them are what Milosh would definitly consider 'hot indie'.

So here's Milosh, fresh off a "session" on suicide girls:

Red faced, courage up from a couple Amstel Lights and a shot of 'Jager', sporting Deisel Jeans and an ironic Journey t-shirt ($25 at vintage boutiqe):

Approaches my freind or girlfreind or guitarist or co-worker, stares until she unwillingly, uncomfortably makes eye-contact.

Milosh jerks chin in the air "hey what's up"

Girl "not much" looks determinedly away

Milosh unable to make eye contact again taps girl on shoulder.

Girl "Can I help you?"

Milosh "yeah, can I buy you a drink"

Girl "I'm fine, thanks"

Milosh "Oh, cmon, what's the matter? You don't like guys?"

Girl "I just don't like you"

Milosh "Fucking Dyke!" Walks away tells everyone he knows that barX is a lesbian bar, and that the "Chicks in there won't give it up".

-n

"Meee-sa thinks meee-sa chains been pulled."
-Jar Jar

I've been to a few pickup bars in Chicago, and I've had varying degrees of success.

I met a girl there, but it turned out her name was really Seymour Duncan, so that kinda freaked me out. I found another girl one night that insisted I call her Single-Coil, so that didn't last either.

My friend really scored though. He went home with Humbucker.

Here's a good site where you can convene with some other like-minded types: http://www.limpbizkit.com

Hope that helps

Oh, btw, Fred Durst is cool- he wears Minor Threat and Joy Division t-shirts whilst rapping about 'nookie'

mw

no new mccarthy era