Can you say without shame that you have been to a gay bar?

I have not been to a gay bar.
Total votes: 28 (18%)
I am not ashamed to say I have been to a gay bar.
Total votes: 117 (76%)
I am ashamed to say I have been to a gay bar. (No votes)
I am not a straight guy, but I would like to vote in this poll.
Total votes: 8 (5%)
Total votes: 153

Poll for straight guys

72
matthew wrote:If two men fuck each other behind closed doors, that's one thing. I've got a neighbor who's quietly gay and he's always, er, having new male visitors over. However, I'm not about to "take action" against it because what would that prove? In any event, what I resent is when people do such things and then try to coerce society to accept it as NORMAL and EQUAL to heterosexuality. There's always going to be faggotry....always has been and always will be because people are imperfect...but this has not always been rationalized and shoved down society's throat as it has been in recent times. That is a new phenomenon, and THAT is what I resent much more than the fact that...agast!....there are homosexuals! I resent and deplore the agenda of militant homosexuals because they are a destructive influence upon society. That is my final word on the subject of homosexuality. End of story.


Most gay clubs keep their doors closed.
They're private establishments.
Mind your own fucking business.

Poll for straight guys

75
When i was in law school, I lived with a gay dude, down the street from one of the finest gay bars in LA. We'd go to it all the time. At one point, I broke both arms. Wearing two arm casts into any bar is a strange thing to do, but the humorous possibilities are compounded when the bar is frequented by the gays. I got a lot of sideways glances, and enough questions that I finally began answering the inevitable, "How'd you get the casts, big boy?" with the following:

"Fisting accident."

The only gay bar in which I ever felt uncomfortable was the Man Hole, in SF. Rough crowd in there...

Pluses of gay bars:

1. Stiff drinks
2. Friendly folks, who generally cool off the come-ons if you just tell 'em, "Dude, I'm straight."
3. "Fag-hag" pick-up opportunities galore.
4. Great music (at least in LA).
5. No fucking jocks.
6. No obnoxious, stuck-up women who think their shit don't stink.

Minuses:

1. Uhhm, walking in on two dudes ridin' in the bathroom.
If it wasn't for landlords, there would have been no Karl Marx.

Poll for straight guys

77
I once BUMMED someone and I liked his ANUS and it was very sexy to have his POO all over my BIG COCK and I like to watch WOMEN make out cos all they need is a BIG, DEEP, DICK inside them and maybe they'd like to be BUMMED too cos they like SODOMY the filthy HEATHENS.

I'd like to amend this post for two reasons:

1) it's 5am in England and I'm drunk as hell.

2) but it's still more coherent than anything you've argued, Matty my fine-ased young piece of chicken....
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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Poll for straight guys

78
si-maro wrote:I once BUMMED someone and I liked his ANUS and it was very sexy to have his POO all over my BIG COCK and I like to watch WOMEN make out cos all they need is a BIG, DEEP, DICK inside them and maybe they'd like to be BUMMED too cos they like SODOMY the filthy HEATHENS.

I'd like to amend this post for two reasons:

1) it's 5am in England and I'm drunk as hell.

2) but it's still more coherent than anything you've argued, Matty my fine-ased young piece of chicken....


In alcohol there is truth, my British friend......usually....but pray continue!

Poll for straight guys

79
matthew wrote:
si-maro wrote:I once BUMMED someone and I liked his ANUS and it was very sexy to have his POO all over my BIG COCK and I like to watch WOMEN make out cos all they need is a BIG, DEEP, DICK inside them and maybe they'd like to be BUMMED too cos they like SODOMY the filthy HEATHENS.

I'd like to amend this post for two reasons:

1) it's 5am in England and I'm drunk as hell.

2) but it's still more coherent than anything you've argued, Matty my fine-ased young piece of chicken....


In alcohol there is truth, my British friend......usually....but pray continue!


Don't fuck with me and let me suck you off. Big Matthew dick in my throat, oh yeah.
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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Poll for straight guys

80
rachael wrote:
terikeiser wrote:

Thank you for the advice but I don't have time to respond, I must finish coercing society to believe that I am NORMAL and EQUAL....those fools.


Teri Keiser,

You pushy queer.

Yours Faithfully,

Rachael Horning
Lobbyist for the Teri Keiser Society For The Sexually Abnormal and Unequal



when I'm done with all the coercion....I'm makin "Lobbyist for the Teri Keiser Society For The Sexually Abnormal and Unequal" t-shirts.

Mom and Dad will want some

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