I'm not some slouched-backed, overweight computer-fixing-everbrowser-who lives on junk-food-and-other-people's-Visa-cards and who is bearded and all the while a virgin at age thirty-four-point-three..........

I am real......are you real?? If not, then look again at the Subject Title....


Sheesh...some of you live in la-la land when it comes to internet identity.......I can't believe I had do do this much to prove that I AM AMERICAN MAN NAMED MATT........

Click here for more shocking testimony to the effect

I don't understand... what is your point?

... speechless

But our hearts are as impenetrable as an Abrams

This puzzles me... If an Abrams were impenetrable, how the fuck does one get to drive it? Weird... I think you better fix that line, Matthew Wauck.

Free advice. It´s free at least!

Now back to you, god.

This thread brings the pain to my head.

I dont understand.

Who has upset him

Loretta wrote:This thread brings the pain to my head.

I dont understand.

Who has upset him

Beelzebub

sorry, but i think it's time you fucked off for a few weeks, Matthew. go get your holier-than-thou dick wet or visit sick people in the hospital or something.

this just doesn't seem to be the place for you. not saying you should disappear off the face of the earth, or never return here, but you seem to have dug yourself into quite a hole. and it's getting deeper with every post. (such is the way of the internet.)

so, please, have a little self-respect and ease up a bit.

it's okay to work out your problems in public, to a degree, but as david byrne said, "talk to your analyst, isn't that what they're paid for?"

in other news, i'm "boutros boutros-ghali" and i have the coolest name of anyone who ever lived.

Eksvplot wrote:sorry, but i think it's time you fucked off for a few weeks, Matthew. go get your holier-than-thou dick wet or visit sick people in the hospital or something.

this just doesn't seem to be the place for you. not saying you should disappear off the face of the earth, or never return here, but you seem to have dug yourself into quite a hole. and it's getting deeper with every post. (such is the way of the internet.)

so, please, have a little self-respect and ease up a bit.

it's okay to work out your problems in public, to a degree, but as david byrne said, "talk to your analyst, isn't that what they're paid for?"

Are you beezlebub.