The original thread title was:

ONE member of your FAVOURITE band must die and YOU must kill them. Who's it gonna be?

Said member being duly dispensed with into the backwaters of history, your mission must then proceed thus:

The band CANNOT split up. This is the law. YOU must choose who will be the replacement.

GO!

I would probably have to off Kim Gordon. I'm sure I could cover her bass parts, hehe. Not sure about the yowling, though.

If you asked about a year and a half ago, it would have been Luc from the Ex (he left the band and has not been replaced). Replacing him on bass would be the fucking b0mb, yo.

whoa.

mudhoney. mark arm (no offense to the man as this is purely hypothetical and carries no real or implied malice. i feel bad for participating & there are even some tracks on "piece of cake" that i enjoyed.) replace with iggy pop.

Kill Damon Che.

Replace with Meg White.

Oh, the hilarity.

Don Cab needs more boobs.

i would form a band with you. then kill you, obviosuly. i'd get Derek Maunder in as replacement ;O)

Turbonegro.

Kill Hank Von Helvete.

Replace with John Cameron Mitchell in full "Hedwig" regalia.

I'd like to participate fully, but who the hell could replace Jeff Lynne?

Not to bring down your little idea here, but this already happened.

I would kill Dr. Awk and replace him with Matthew.