A notebook fell out of Cheney's pocket at the scene.
Contents revealed the following...
Steal from poor... CHECK
Give to rich (inner circle only)... CHECK!
Worship Satan... CHECK!
Soft coup... CHECK!
Invade Iraq... CHECK!
Shoot a man in the face... CHECK!
Invade Iran...
Drown Baby In Bathtub...


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He's moving down the list! OH NO!


The United States Armed Services offered Cheney weapons training, but he defered 5 times.

You forgot to add:
Mastering the Art of Eating Soup with a Fork