kenny: people who buy Taco Bell brand products from the grocery store so they can create authentic Taco Bell meals in their own kitchen

jb: authentic Taco Bell meals cooked by someone else, preferably at one of many Taco Bell chain restaurants.
jw: people that made biochemical weapon-'proof' bomb shelters in their basements after the anthrax scare a couple of years ago.

kenny kenny ko kenny bananna nanna no nenny:
selling your dvds for poker money and coming out chip leader.

wiggins wrote:kenny kenny ko kenny bananna nanna no nenny:
selling your dvds for poker money and coming out chip leader.

JB: selling your DVDS to buy a new kitten.
JW: selling your DVDS to buy schizer videos.



DOKKENNY:

Standing next to the guy who keeps yelling a song title at the band.

jb - standing next to title shouter and watching him drop his Becks on the floor

jw - listening to him get the words wrong in the chorus when the band finally play said song

Bobby, don't forget to add yer own kenny or the kenny, she dies.

Kenny Cole--Haute Couture for Assholes' kids:

Beautiful girls with shitty hack-n-slash haircuts and/or godawful facial piercings.



Faiz

Kenny Cole--Haute Couture for Assholes' kids:

j.b. little bitty leather jackets, only they're made of cheap vinyl so they are not quite as gross an indulgence as they might be otherwise

j.w. infant-sized thong underwear

Beautiful girls with shitty hack-n-slash haircuts and/or godawful facial piercings.

j.b. a really well-painted van mural of a conan-like warrior fighting a dragon on the moon

j.w. excellent gruel

actually, these are both worse. viva la shitty-haircutted beautiful girls.

kenny??!?!?!?!

athlete's foot

tmidgett wrote:athlete's foot

jb: The athletic feet of Jaime Presley

jw: an athlete's foot, removed and placed in your bed, Godfather style...


Kenny bunk port:

Finding new and strange hair on your body as you age...

bomberz1qr20 wrote:Kenny bunk port:

Finding new and strange hair on your body as you age...

JB: Finding someone who has a "thing" for strange body hair.
JW: turning into a werewolf.


KENNETH BRANAUGH:

"Cancer Boy" from KIDS IN THE HALL

gcbv wrote:KENNETH BRANAUGH:

"Cancer Boy" from KIDS IN THE HALL

jb: "dieter" from 'sprockets' on saturday night live

jw: "3-D house of pancakes" from sctv


kenny: sonny chiba

I'm owing a kenny, so here goes:

mayonaise with french-fries/chips

bobbydj wrote:mayonaise with french-fries/chips

JB: Actually consuming this abomination, but being in Amsterdam while doing so
JW: I'll say it again -- fruit on pizza

"Ken You Dig It?": The women who were at my divey local pub last night and told the waitress to turn down the volume on my jukebox selection (AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap)") or else they would leave.