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Necro
Who's Ya Daddy

The raunchiest, launch your tits. Im the horniest fornicating, torturing clits a porn genius. With a long penis dig it up your organs jiggin you, stabbing you, friggin you, Im to big for you. You got a tight sphincter, you need one in the pink and one in the stink, lyrical magentas Drippin’ outta your ass ill cum in your drink. piss in your face spit in your mouth fuck what you think. Shit on your blouse, kick you outta my house naked and slut take it that’s what initiations about. An official occasion to go all out, fuck a bitch in the ass ‘til her colon falls out. Rubbin’ oil all over you fat round ass, smack it, abuse it, lick it, and pound it fast. Stick it continuously when I get in you I strenuously pin you to the floor and generously fuck your g spot rapidly, happily, dapily to the boombapity beat. the sexorcist, the next to blitz and blow up some bitch go get your hair fixed prepare your lips. So fellatio your spacey hoe, the ratio of your brain to what’s usable is way too low your made to blow you’re a delicious nutritious dish of fish an official bitch.
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Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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My favorite hip hop lines don't rhyme, but I'll share them anyway.

Snoop Dog, guest rapping on Dr. Dre's song "Fuck Wit Dre":

"Used to be my homey, used to be my ace
Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth"

I don't know why I like those lines as much as I do, but I actually try and drop them into as many conversations as possible. They lose a bit of their impact when you read them as opposed to hearing Snoop's impeccable delivery.
A little chi kung up the Ch'ueng Mo O))
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eric b & rakim wrote:e f f e c t
a smooth operator operating correctly.


ultramagnetic mcs wrote:Well I'm the equalizer, known to be graphic
I clear static, breakin up traffic
Move, while I enter the groove
I'm on top, and happy to prove
to wack MC's who claim to be better than
No way I'm frankly more clever than
all of you, each and every one, my son
Pay close attention
I take your brain to another dimension
Hold it, mold it, shape it
You got a knife, yes I wanna scrape it
up and down, sideways, any way I can
be rude to you
But I'll rap and be crude to you
And eat up, toy ducks I beat up
I am the oven your brains I wanna heat up
Mega, supersonic degrees
I come around, roastin MC's
with fire, to burn the toy liar
Raw meat, turn the flame higher
Cook it, like a fish I'll hook it
For any beat, it's time that I took it
right, correctly to the top
with the rhythm and as your head bop
I'm hype, for the critical beatdown!

[Ced Gee]
I'm attacking them, my job is stacking them
For every rapper, must I be smacking them
once, or twice in the face
With rough beats, producin the bass
that blow out, cause power to go out
Inner spark, I'm ready to blow out
like this, altitude level
Reachin forth, stompin every devil
in sight, you might just wanna bite
My illusions, mental confusions
You're a mark, skulls I've been abusin
Losin, any rapper who follow me
Your girl loves me, now she wanna swallow me

Back up, move on to the rear
When I'm on the stage should be clear
Speakin, goin ear to ear
Places far, ducks would appear
for the countdown, so you wait to rhyme
and twist, stuttering, uttering
Parkay, margerine, everything butter
and another thing, you shoulda been a Muppet
A toy boy, a fake scream puppet
I'm takin titles, and punks better up it
to me, Ced Gee on the mic, and I'm hype
for the critical beatdown!

[Kool Keith]
Here's the K, combined the double-O
Swing in the L, I'm ready to go
as Keith, Rap General Chief Executive
plus exquisitive
Mandatory, capital statements
I am the teacher, preaching what makes sense
Class, you wasn't able to pass
For any germ or lice who come last
I'm boric, high computing acid
Get off the mic and won't you please pass it
to me, for a one-two check
Give me a pound and lots of respect
No hands, you dissapointing my fans
You on reverb, and talking to cans
Hello - how are you doing?
I come to wreck, and parties I'll ruin
with rhymes, pumpin up smoke
Diesel advances makin them choke
and cough up, the hard-headed I'll soften
spongee, then after that drink a ?
Roll the sess, the buddha with the ganji
Puff up, while I make tough stuff up
I'm Kool Keith, cold rippin MC's
I'm hype - for the critical beatdown!
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There's Prince Paul:
Mario Puzo said that I'm the don
w-w-w-dot-i'm-the-shit-dot-com


And Special Ed:
I'm kinda spoiled
'cause everything I want I got made
I wanted gear--got everything from cotton to suede
I wanted leg--I didn't beg I just got laid
My hair was growin too long, so I got me a fade
and when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade
when the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade
I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade
wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed
Some kids across town thought I was afraid
they couldn't harm me -- I got the army brigade
I'm not a trader but if what you got is greater I'll trade
but maybe later 'cause my waiter made potato alligator souflee--
I got it made
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Kool Keith, from F.U. MF:

I'm tired of niggas fooling muthafuckas
Actin like they drug dealers
All you rappers fantasizin that jewelry and car shit
You can pull the Speedos and suck my dick
Tell your corny fans who believe that shit
Lick the back of my ass quick
I'ma shut faggots down
Especially muthafuckas with that gay-ass production
New millenium homo sound
Smack the shit out of you for doin that wack-ass shit you do
50 bodyguards surround you
Keepin men that fuck you in the ass around you
Standin like you runnin shit, you ain't the fuckin President
Posin with ugly bitches in your video who take AIDS medicine
You don't wanna fuck with me or rock with me
Or rhyme on any block with me
Fuck the rap museum
I should be on the wall next to Run-D.M.C.
Between Public Enemy
Some assholes jealous me
I don't care no more about your lyrics
The average MC is bullshit, I don't hear it
Fuck you talkin about you rap with a good spirit
I make rappers intimidated
Over wack-ass beats they get motivated, some have ministrated
Even suburban kids copy your shit and duplicate it
My balls you now cherish
By some new-ass MC about to perish
Type of muthafucka to eat a lotta celery
Your CD was butter-soft - what you tellin me?
A bunch of 'N Sync type of fans hyped you up like Bill Bellamy
A bitch like you would rhyme with a curfew
Niggas with real shit will hurt you
The girl scout club I refer you
Bastard you
Your man rap, new nigga, he's wack, fuck you
Stay low, I'm above you
Erase your shit, I don't dub you
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Muthafucker
FUCK YOU
Muthafucker
FUCK YOU
There are crispy fries waiting to come out of your oven: you just have to make them and put them there.

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Tons of rhymes from the Goats. I highly recommend checking this out if you haven't heard of them.

Columbus destroyed more Indians than Hitler killed Jews
But on his birthday we get sales on shoes.

The Goats, Not Not Bad

Not bad for a kid who used to sleep in cars
Plastic bags and rags gettin flagged from bars
I wear the scars like tags on a car
That's where I was here's where we are
By far the maddest political raptivist
Attack, but miss, you pompous pretentious bitch
'Cause I got you a spot at the top of my piss list
Brothers pump your fist like this if you dig it
Not bad for a wild child they screamin
Too bad 'cause the foster family's schemin'
Social worker, yeah what's your plan G
A bunch of fuckin' hypocrites is all you can be
Don't tell me shit about doin time
I've done mine But I've done no crime
And this ain't a bad rhyme right? psyche
'Cause the mutha fuckin Goats is all of that

The Goats, Typical American

Military is a mockery for all to see
Be all you can be is just another trick that's up their sleeve
But ya better believe that you'll be grievin when ya ain't receivin
What was promised don't be astonished 'cause ya won't be leavin
They reeled ya in like your skin had fins
Now your poundin sand for another man's sins
To each his own to each his to each they say
But I'm gonna blow a bone and you can march 'til the cows come home But when you come home in a box
Green draws, green pants, green sox
Typical American kid, I think not

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