Best Hip Hop Rhymes

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Fur-Q wrote:Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
Magazine like a big testicle gland


Geto Boyz wrote:Bitch muthafuckin' KKK
Wearing dresses and shit
What the fuck are they, gay?


Necro wrote:You're drinking penis colada
Stinkin' like the intravenous of a senior citizen
That's reekin' like ca-ca


Eazy E wrote:I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!"
There was the biggest titties that a nigga ever saw
I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner
Only thought in my mind, was goin' up in her
The suspense was makin' me sick
She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick!


Eazy E again.. wrote:She's bad, nobody is badder
But she got more crabs than a seafood platter..
I might be a women-beater but I'm not a pussy-eater


Digital Underground wrote:Now if you wear corrective shoes and you got big bunyons,
Toenails smell and look like onions,
Don't doowutchyalike--
Go see a foot doctor tonight!


Oh yes.
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beauxknee wrote:
Geto Boyz wrote:Bitch muthafuckin' KKK
Wearing dresses and shit
What the fuck are they, gay?



hahahahahahahaha!

that's just too damn good.

pity you don't know how to format quotes on forums huh? What's the matter, not geek enough?
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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All right, Steve, I'll bite:


steve wrote:Broke in? I knocked.
Knock knock, let me in
That's why I been knockin'
Y'all talk-talkin'
'Bout Vockins/Oaxacan
Open your dick-trap
and I'll stick my cock in
'Cause that's a lot nicer
Than sock-fuckin' a stocking
I'm in there anytime
Time be tick-tockin'
'Cause clockin', Oaxacan
Talking hard-knockin' Vockins
Gets me hard-cockin'
That's why I been knockin'.



Open your dick-trap
and I'll stick my cock in
'Cause that's a lot nicer
Than sock-fuckin' a stocking


This is tremendous.
Ryan Kevin Rezvani (:u)~
Go You Sox

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steve wrote:Having read every single word in this thread, I am more convinced than ever that I have not missed a goddamn thing by not acquiring a taste for hip hop.

You all are totally fucking welcome to this retard babble. Enjoy it in whatever sneering, you're-making-me-embarrassed-for-you way you can.


so yeah, instead sniff glue with the ramones or something.

here's some dead prez to shed some light on why any cracker would be interested in listening to hip hop = to gain a perspective on a part of america they are outside of. if you actually gave a shit to spend some time with it you'd understand, but it's repeatedly obvious you don't care to, and would prefer to hold onto your surface understanding and generalizations, my fellow cracker.

Dead Prez - They Schools wrote:Why haven't you learned anything?

Man that school shit is a joke
The same people who control the school system control
The prison system, and the whole social system
Ever since slavery, nawsayin?

[Verse 1]
I went to school with some redneck crackers
Right around the time 3rd Bass dropped the cactus album
But I was readin Malcolm
I changed my name in '89 cleaning parts of my brain
Like a baby nine
I took a history class serious
Front row, every day of the week, 3rd period
Fuckin with the teachers had, callin em racist
I tried to show them crackers some light, they couldn't face it
I got my diploma from a school called Rickers
Full of, teenage mothers, and drug dealin niggas
In the hallways, the popo was always present
Searchin through niggas possessions
Lookin for, dope and weapons, get your lessons
That's why my moms kept stressin
I tried to pay attention but they classes wasn't interestin
They seemed to only glorify the Europeans
Claimin Africans were only three-fifths a human being


HOOK:
They schools can't teach us shit
My people need freedom, we tryin to get all we can get
All my high school teachers can suck my dick
Tellin me white man lies straight bullshit (echoes)
They schools aint teachin us, what we need to know to survive
(Say what, say what)
They schools don't educate, all they teach the people is lies


so.

now we've got some reverse minstrelry going on and that's what gets all the attention - black urban music selling the stereotypes back to white suburbia. oversexed, ignorant, dangerous, etc.. the cycle continues.

Smug surface-generalizations from smarty pants types fall into said cycle. Congrats.

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Rotten Tanx wrote:Dear Antero: We're sorry, we'll try to cater only to your tastes from now on.
I'm down with yours, I'm talking of the crappy misogyny lyrics. That shit's like hair metal solos, they fill songs with it 'cause they don't have shit worth saying.

Sage Francis wrote:don't live for the moment -- live for the constant
die for what's right or get killed by your conscience
there's a difference between conscience, conscious and conscientious
contrary to popular belief you're none of these
there's plenty to feed, empty mouths've been nest bound
and kept down and apes won't be bangin on the chest pound
when pacemakers are fragile
they hate the taste of capsules
they feed their face with paxil
females hate their dads still
holy son's got mommy issues on deck at the podium
holdin' tongues with the rituals more complex than napoleon
i told'em, "it isn't his job to live in a fog"
i don't have a god complex, you've got a simple god


Saul Williams wrote:I didn't vote for the state of affairs
My emotional state got me prostrate, fearing my fears
In all reality I'm underprepared
'cause I'm ready for war but not sure if I'm ready to care
And that's why I'm underprepared
'cause I'm ready to fight, but most fights got me fighting back tears
'cause the truth is really I'm scared
Not scared of the truth but just scared of the need to go and fight it


Saul Williams wrote:Dissonant chords find necks like nooses. That nigga kicked the chair from under my feet. Harlem shaking from a rope, but still on beat. "Damn that loop is tight." Nigga, found a way to sample the way the truth the light. Can't wait to play myself at the party tonight. Niggas are gonna die. Cop car swerves to the side of the road. Hip Hop takes its last breath. The cop scrawls vernacular manslaughter onto a yellow pad, then balls the paper into his hand, deciding he'd rather free-style.


MF Doom wrote:Livin' off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
That'd be the hour they knock the slick blaster
Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter
A gun fight and they come to cut the mixmaster
I-C-E cold, nice to be old
Y2G steed twice to threefold
He sold scrolls, lo and behold
Know who's the illest ever like the greatest story told
Keep your glory, gold and glitter
For have half of his niggaz'll take him out the picture
The other half is rich and don't mean shit-ta
Villain a mixture between both with a twist of liquor
Chase it with more beer, taste it like truth or dare
When he have the mic it's like the place get like: 'Ah yeah!'
It's like they know what's 'bout to happen
Just keep ya eye out, like 'aye, aye captain'
Is he still a fly guy clappin' if nobody ain't hear it
And can they testify from inner spirit
In living, the true gods
Givin' y'all nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
And he hold the mic and your attention like two swords
Or even one with two blades on it
Hey you, don't touch the mic like it's AIDS on it
It's like the end to the means
Fucked type of message that sends to the fiends
That's why he brings his own needles
And get more cheese than Doritos, Cheetos or Fritos..
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playin' yourself like accordion
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Linus Van Pelt wrote:I subscribe to neither prong of your false dichotomy.

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Domestic Violence by Bobby Digital (aka Rza from Wu Tang Clan)

[girl]
You ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
Your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
Your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
Your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
Your kicks ain't shit, nigga, your whips ain't shit
Bobby, you ain't shit, nigga i'm the shit
You ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
Your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
Your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
Your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
Your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit
Bobby, you ain't shit, nigga i'm the shit
You ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
Your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
Your lab ain't shit, bobby you ain't shit
Your rings ain't shit, your gear ain't shit
Your jewels ain't shit, your kicks ain't shit
Your whips ain't shit, nigga, i'm the shit
You ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit
Your brother ain't shit, your money ain't shit
Your lab ain't shit, your rings ain't shit
Your gear ain't shit, your jewels ain't shit
Your kicks ain't shit, your whips ain't shit
Nigga, i'm the shit...

[rza] (girl)
What the fuck y'all birds talking about?
Get the fuck out my house
'fore i grab you by your hair and slap dick to your mouth
Bob digi, yeah you know who is he
Girl, i fucking slave trade your ass like kizzy kinte
(but wait, fuck you motherfucker)
You wish you could fuck
Bitch, all you can do is dick suck
(your ass can't fuck, that's why your wife left your monkey ass)
Fuck that, you don't cook, you don't clean, or press my jeans
You don't scrub or wash clothes
Or buy food for making (???), bitch
You don't read to the seeds
All you do is watch tv and smoke weed
Get your nails done and feet, scrub the hairweave
Sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can't breathe
Talking about you're going to leave?
Then bitch leave! what the fuck you're waiting for?
Hit the door, i ain't taking this shit no more!
Spending all my cream on gucci, phillies and coach
Before you moved to my lab, bitch, i ain't never seen a roach
Stains on my carpet, bathroom's more like a fish market
Take all the space in my closet, where the fuck's your logic?
Disrespecting my old earth, aborted my child birth
And every day i catch my credit card inside your purse
You can't speak a sentence without a curse
Talking 'bout you're going to be a nurse
Bitch, to be a nurse you got to go to shool first!
When i first met you, you was a hoe
I tried to reform you, bomb you, warn you and teach you
But couldn't reach you, and you're still a hoe
Your father said you was a hoe
And when you leave me, bitch you're gonna be a hoe
Celluloid and gargoyle feet, i'd rather beat my meat
That raggy ass pussy a starving dog wouldn't eat
Started with the body of a model
Pussy tight as a pharmaceutical bottle
And you could swallow a whole avocado
And two forty ounce bottles
To the end of the world, which to i would follow
Now, when i fuck you, the shit echos 'cause you pussy is so hollow
Turn your fat ass sideways
Your stressmarks are like the us highways
Fuck a new nigga every friday
Talking 'bout bust a nut, bitch i'll bust yo guts!
(you come so quick nigga)
Wonder why i come so quick?
With that wide ass pussy and soggy tits?
I'm trying to get the shit over with, and go to sleep!
But when i'm with my real freak on the weekend
Bet that baby we fuck for two and a half hours or three
You'd better study the 1-0-40 knowledge culture degree
About m-g-t, and g-c-c

'cause you ain't shit, and your mother ain't shit
And your sister ain't shit, and your pussy ain't shit
That weave ain't shit, your ass ain't shit
Girl you ain't shit, your daddy ain't shit

[rza] [girl]
But fuck it, yo
Let me get this fucking phone
Yeah, get the motherfucking phone
Quit motherfuckers in our fucking
Business. end the fuck, or i'll pull
The motherfucking chord out of the
Man, fuck that motherfucking socket.
Yo god, this bitch is bugging i'm sick of this shit motherfucker
Get the fuck out, i'm throwing
All the shit on the motherfucking
Terrace, right now. i'm sick of
I'm on the phone! this shit, you and you shit out the
I'm on the phone! motherfucking closet right now. my
Well fuck you! name's on the motherfucking (???) too
Bitch, get the fuck out my nigga, i don't give a fuck, fuck that
House man shit, you get the fuck out my lab, all
These motherfuckers sleeping in the
Fucking living room. my seeds run into
These motherfuckers, these niggaz are
Yo, hey hewey, hey hewey in their dirty motherfucking socks and
Fuck you, yo god, my bitch... shit. fucking dirty toilet seats and
This bitch is stupid man shit. my seeds gotta sit on this shit.
Get these motherfuckers out this
Give this fucking crab ass motherfucking lab now. get the fuck
Girl the gas yo out. every lat one of y'all mother-
You's a hoe bitch! fuckers. get the fuck out my lab.
Come on you's a hoe!
You'se a hoe motherfucker don't make me pick up
You'se a hoe this bottle. don't make me pick up
You'se a hoe this motherfucking bottle.
You'se a hoe
Hoe! hoe!
Hoe! hoe! bastard! bastard!
Hoe! hoe! bastard!
Fuck you!
Hoe! you fucking bastard!
Hoe! bastard! bastard!
Fuck you
Yo, yo, dunn, yo, yo, god
Bastard! bastard! bastard!
She's stupid dunn you're fucking dirty dick nigga
Yeah you're fucking stupid nigga
You're fucking stupid
You're fucking stupid
We'll be back son now that's right, tell that
We'll be back motherfucker to call you back
'cause you ain't going to steal
This motherfucking phone

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