Any odds that there is a drummer in goddamn New Hampshire into Shellac, Cows, Jesus Lizard, Birthday Party, and all that happy shit. Hell if you live in New Hampshire and are thinking about buying drums do it and get a hold me. Talent not a biggie. Let's make some noise.

pssh, what self-respecting noise rock drummer would have fuckin' o-rings on their toms..

and a FIVE piece set... whatever

BadComrade wrote:Make sure your new drummerless drummer purchases this essential instructional book when he picks up his first set of drums:

All the hot noise rock drummers have it.

Holy fuck, that explains why people always tell me i'm a great drummer after our sets. i was starting to really wonder...

real noise rock drummers don't even have drums. they just hit live cats with tree branches.

Gee I already bought Noise Rock Drums for Dummies