When Will You Die?
22Monday, August 20, 2068
I will be 91y 4m 10d in spite of smoking (thank you, Indian genetics), but I will be dead on the inside long before then, much like the quote from the captain in "JAWS":
"You ever see a shark's eyes? All black like a doll's until the teeth sink in and they roll back white"
Chomp!
Faiz
I will be 91y 4m 10d in spite of smoking (thank you, Indian genetics), but I will be dead on the inside long before then, much like the quote from the captain in "JAWS":
"You ever see a shark's eyes? All black like a doll's until the teeth sink in and they roll back white"
Chomp!
Faiz
When Will You Die?
23Wednesday, December 24, 2053.
Merry fucking Christmas.
"Mummy, was that Santa going past in his sleigh?"
"No son, it was grandpa's soul leaving his body."
Shit.
Merry fucking Christmas.
"Mummy, was that Santa going past in his sleigh?"
"No son, it was grandpa's soul leaving his body."
Shit.
When Will You Die?
24tmidgett wrote:saturday, 3 dec 2067
fuck, what am i gonna do with all that TIME?
Try to hit post number 10,000?
-Chas.
When Will You Die?
25I am having the most difficulty with their BMI calculation.....
If I put in 6'3" and 215 I get a BMI of 27....which means I am overweight!!!
Hardly! No consideration for people who are fit?!?
but I croak May 25 2045!!!
spoon
If I put in 6'3" and 215 I get a BMI of 27....which means I am overweight!!!
Hardly! No consideration for people who are fit?!?
but I croak May 25 2045!!!
spoon
When Will You Die?
27June 3, 2038? 67? What a crock. I take after my mom's family and my oldest aunt kicked it at 96.
When Will You Die?
28Holy shit! Sunday, May 8, 2005.
WTF!! And they didn't even ask me about drugs!
WTF!! And they didn't even ask me about drugs!