Who do I have to blow to get on the Staff & Friends page?
Whatever it takes, I'll do it. I could use it for my rock and roll resumé.

Fluss

is there a name for this?
feline felatio?
kitty kock job?
pussy suck?

is there a name for this?

^beastiality^

Alternately, if it is a boy, call it Fluss Jr.

^ = rimshot

I spell it as bestiality, but I do not and will not engage in it with Fluss or any other animal.
I would be happy to give the cat a nice belly scratching and a can of tuna though.

I have slept with Bob, Steve and Todd. That must count for something.
I feel discarded.

zom-zom wrote:I have slept with Bob, Steve and Todd. That must count for something.
I feel discarded.

Zom, dear boy...

If this were the Shellac web board, then you wouldn't be reading it because it would be full of cranky geeks. But if it were, then for sure you would be up there in the staff and friends of Shellac.

It's like the Baseball Hall of Fame: Pete Rose isn't in there, and don't tell me he didn't suck a lot of cock trying. Shoeless Joe Jackson once said "If I'd a had a five-cent nickel for every damn cock I sucked tryin' to get in the baseball hallafame, I'd a been richer'n Rockefeller. Do you have a plug? I feel like a chaw."

But eventually, with enough cock sucking, miracles happen.

-steve

Pete hasn't given up yet. in fact, i'll take bets ol' Pete makes it in before Santo.

I do believe in miracles. They happen every day.

Wait, are we still talking about dick sucking?