4 Hour boner wrote:no she did lie. She told me she was pregnant and I was really freaking out for a couple weeks but yeah she told me she said that to get back at me for kissing her best friend. I guess i sort of deserved it.

My imaginary girlfriend pulled this shit on me not too long ago.
I punched her in the baby maker.

In keeping with the spirit of things, I would shave myhead and tell her "3 to 6 months".

Kick her to the curb, ASAP!

4 Hour boner wrote:I was pissed for a while but we got back together and stuff. Any of you have this kinda thing happen?

sack her, she's obviously MENTAL.

I lied to my girlfriend once about being pregnant too. She didn't buy it though.

You know, 'cause I have a weiner and stuff.

sure you do.

terrific

aew wrote:In keeping with the spirit of things, I would shave myhead and tell her "3 to 6 months".

bingo!

Just tell her you lied about being able to spunk up. That'll show her.

4 Hour boner wrote:I was pissed for a while but we got back together and stuff. Any of you have this kinda thing happen?

OK, fuck me if this is just a troll for humor, but if it's not, then...

I am going to assume you are fairly young... otherwise you wouldn't even have to ask or mention. Also the "revenge for kissing her friend" thing seems about right for high-school (or maybe junior-high or younger?) age.

Having a child is one of the most significant things a couple could probably ever do together. Just think - if she has the nerve (and poker-face) to lie about something that major, then just imagine how many little things you are getting lied to about on a regular basis.

DTMFA.