John Cougar Mellencamp's thought process as he penned the line "Suckin' on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freeze", reread it, and then decided to keep it as part of the lyrics to his little ditty about Jack and Diane

JB : The process of actually eating chili dogs
JW : The process of eating a chili dog, burfing some of it up, then eating it again

arrr, shiver me timbers matey, thar she kennys!

listening to songs from marvin gaye's solo career, and totally being able to relate

toomanyhelicopters wrote:
listening to songs from marvin gaye's solo career, and totally being able to relate

JB: Listening to HDU really loud in the middle of the night.
JW: Listening to Samhain.


KENNY ANGER:

High School Jazz Band Drummers

>>High School Jazz Band Drummers

j.b. h.s. jazz band drummers on a new orleans street corner

j.w. h.s. orchestra oboe players

kennY?

ministry, the band

tmidgett wrote:kennY?

ministry, the band

just better: ice cream headache

just worse: biting the inside of yr mouth



kenny: the coffee at work

>>the coffee at work

j.b. running an espresso using day-old grounds that, in the first place, were some fruity 'holiday roast' someone gave you for xmas

j.w. no coffee at work! wtf? we have not had a cafeteria for WEEKS!!!!

kenny?

use of that 60s way of wearing eyeliner. you know, the cat-eye, egyptian way. like in the french and italian movies of the 1960s.

[quote="tmidgett]

kenny?

use of that 60s way of wearing eyeliner. you know, the cat-eye, egyptian way. like in the french and italian movies of the 1960s.[/quote]

just better: that weird stomach indent that all women wearing bikinis in movies from the 50s to the 60s seem to have. you know what I am talking about?

just worse: bullet bras


kenny: the one person who takes "office casual" a step too far

the Classical wrote:kenny: the one person who takes "office casual" a step too far

Just Better: The mousy secretary who drinks too many fuzzy navels at the office holiday party and then provides you with bad handy in the stairwell
Just Worse: The "crazy" office guy who, at the office holiday party, requests Buster Poindexter's "Hot Hot Hot" and then leads everyone in a "crazy" conga line. NOTE: While leading said conga line, this "crazy" office guy undoubtedly: (i) wears his "crazy" tie (likely Christmas-, golf- or cartoon character-themed) around his head banzai-style; and (ii) exclaims "ARRIBA!!!", "AY-YAY-YAY!!!" or some other "crazy" south of the border non-expression.

Kenny: Someone spoiling the season finale of "The Sopranos" for you by telling you that: (i) Johnny Sack's NY crew whacked both Chrissy and A.J. in retaliation for Billy Leotardo; and (i) following A.J.'s funeral, Paulie Walnuts drove a very drunk and angry Meadow to the empty Soprano house, and Paulie and Meadow ended up having sex in Tony and Carmela's bed.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote: and then provides you with bad handy in the stairwell

hahahaha...thank you sir

k: bespoilment of your season-ending finale seasonender of the sopranos

j.b. fast-forwarding through most of a tivoed sporting event before you realize that you should have watched it at normal speed

j.w. finding out that you missed the bresson movie about the donkey at the music box by five days, and you were looking forward to seeing it quite a lot. i mean, when is that bitch going to turn up in a big theater again?

kenny see or izzy blind:

being really into 'polyamory,' but you are a dorky and unattractive person whose only sway is over similarly dorky and unattractive lapdogs and dullards

btw:

that weird stomach indent that all women wearing bikinis in movies from the 50s to the 60s seem to have. you know what I am talking about?

yes. i thot they were just holding in their pre-invention-of-the-situp-machine stomachs

tmidgett wrote:btw:

that weird stomach indent that all women wearing bikinis in movies from the 50s to the 60s seem to have. you know what I am talking about?

yes. i thot they were just holding in their pre-invention-of-the-situp-machine stomachs

I thought that too, but it sure seems to be all the time, you'd think you catch a glimpse of somebody, slipping up somewhere...I dunno, it freaks me out