Put some tuna on your doorstep.

burun wrote:How is your amazingly cute daughter taking it?

She's so besotted with the newest cat (Holly, a cute little tabby) that frankly she doesn't seem to care. Occasionally she'll say "Silly Joshua, you naughty, naughty cat. You must never, never run away you naughty, naughty cat" but in general she's not too bothered.

Maybe my daughter's fickle nature is the reason Josh ran away...who can say?

The furry shit-bag returned about an hour ago having been absent for 10 days.

He was wearing a new collar.

Fickle bastard.

Champion Rabbit wrote:The furry shit-bag returned about an hour ago having been absent for 10 days.

He was wearing a new collar.

Fickle bastard.

Get that thing tagged! Or you could follow it out and threaten its surrogate family with violence.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Champion Rabbit wrote:The furry shit-bag returned about an hour ago having been absent for 10 days.

He was wearing a new collar.

Fickle bastard.

Get that thing tagged! Or you could follow it out and threaten its surrogate family with violence.

He is tagged, and the guy who re-collared him rang up an hour ago fucking FURIOUS (we'd stuck yet another collar on him with our number on it). He was all "Who are you? Wheres my collar? That cat is stray, he's lived with us for weeks...I was going to have him chipped next week!"

So you have a cat chipped without first checking to see if it's chipped?!

Fucking cats.

Fucking freaky cat-thieves.

Fucking fuck.

so what happened? he called pissed and so you said....? come on you gotta finish the story and it better have a really great ending. i mean if getting your cat back isn't enough.

He gave a false address and the cat is still (as far as we know) at this crazy guy's house.

No idea what to do; the cat returned to the crazy guy's house of it's own free will, but we'd rather it stayed with us. We can't keep the cat indoors since we have two other cats...

[sad face]

that sucks. if you consider josh yours, i'd call dude and tell him to fuck off and to bring your slutty cat home immeditaly. i mean, it has your name digitally encrypted in its ear right? seems fair to me. then make sure and stock pile food and play things (i dunno a couple live snakes or something? flying grey squirrells tied to a post?) in your yard to ensure he never wants to go hang out with that petty criminal again. good luck cat lover.