The Comedy of Craigslist

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I hope this guy finds his missed connection:

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/mis/141461402.html

ashlee, the medical assistant who took my stool samples - m4w

Reply to: pers-141461402@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-13, 10:19AM CST


You are very cute - love that teeny little nose piercing - but the circumstances of our meeting were admittedly a bit awkward. I was beyond sick, so sick the doctor was giving me cipro, and I had to drop off stool samples to you. I am sure those samples revealed a man of strong body, fighting off the fiercest intestinal parasites. I know, I know, when travelling abroad, DO NOT DRINK THE WATER! I get it now.

But I have fully recovered. On the plus side, I'm ten pounds lighter and looking great. The Parasite Weight Loss Plan. Perhaps dinner to show off pictures of my world travels? American cuisine only for now. I hope you understand.

this is in or around saint paul clinic
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The Comedy of Craigslist

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"Regarding image, the longer the hair, the better."

"...not just modern white materialistic..."

"as music is color blind"

"We also ask for a picture because if you are afraid that your image won't go over well, you are probably right. No offense, a TOURING musician does not have these insecurities and can not in order to be successful at conveying the imagery that we wish to convey. Keep in mind, the music comes first."


I was confused at first. Then I listened to "Waves" and realised that this poor fellow is mentally retarded.

I feel bad for making such a rash judgement.

Salut, retarded longhaired bass playing man!

The Comedy of Craigslist

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My favorite cars ever built were built by Chevrolet between 1964 and 1970 or so.

My favorites among my favorite cars are 1965-67 Chevelles.

If we had public lashings in this country, I would nominate the owner(s) and painter(s) of this automobile.

In case you are interested:

1967 Chevelle show / race car runs low 10s best pass 8.05 1/4 mile 50,000 invested
23,000 or trade click on this to see pictures http://www.vedmak.com/chev.htm to much to list call John at 773-771-6893

* This item has been posted by-owner.
* this is in or around Chi Rodgers PK.
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The Comedy of Craigslist

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tmidgett wrote:My favorite cars ever built were built by Chevrolet between 1964 and 1970 or so.

My favorites among my favorite cars are 1965-67 Chevelles.

If we had public lashings in this country, I would nominate the owner(s) and painter(s) of this automobile.

In case you are interested:

1967 Chevelle show / race car runs low 10s best pass 8.05 1/4 mile 50,000 invested
23,000 or trade click on this to see pictures http://www.vedmak.com/chev.htm to much to list call John at 773-771-6893

* This item has been posted by-owner.
* this is in or around Chi Rodgers PK.
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests


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