Mr. Chimp wrote:Kennifer Connelly:

Finding yourself once again in the midst of pleasant and different sensations as air and wind filter across your scalp after a nice, solid & significant haircut

just better = the smell and feel of the air that hits your face as you flip through a long row of used 12" vinyl

just worse = whilst finishing off a well-made gin & tonic, detecting and then biting through one of those tiny juice-filled capsules that broke loose from the squeezed chunk of lime


Please, kenny:
- a male high school gym teacher with something to prove

wiggins wrote:fela anikulapo-kenny -
running into one of your early high-school friends while on a date with a new girl, and having him invite you over to his apartment for a rousing weekend-long game of BattleTech "just like the old days," only after explaining in great detail his maps and storyline for the next Shadowrun campaign he's GMing.

jb: going to said friend's apartment under the guise of participating in the aforementioned dorkery, then smashing his rush and they might be giants albums and putting the pieces back into the sleeves when he leaves the room

jw: the girl you're on a date with ditching you for the roleplaying jackass



o kenada: being shocked repeatedly by a microphone

placeholder wrote:jw: the girl you're on a date with ditching you for the roleplaying jackass

well put.

k: shocking mic

jb: eating half a quart of ben and jerry's cookie dough ice cream, getting sick, then while thinking only of how tasty it was, finishing it the next day and getting sick again.

jw: having a mental block that prevents you from memorizing a phone number that you call rather frequntly.

they killed kenny...bastards: Chicago!

jupiter wrote:they killed kenny...bastards: Chicago!

jb: styx!

jw: peter cetera solo!


gekitotsu! satsujin-ken: americans who insist on using british slang regardless of how asinine it sounds coming from them

placeholder wrote:gekitotsu! satsujin-ken: americans who insist on using british slang regardless of how asinine it sounds coming from them

J.B.: The fake-Italian
J.W. Americans who insist on using British spellings (favour, colour, etc.) no matter how pretentious it looks.

Now please Kenny: Hanging wallpaper until the wee hours of the morning.

Now please Kenny: Hanging wallpaper until the wee hours of the morning.

j.b. working on your fucked-up car all day, turning the ignition key at about midnight, and hearing it purr as it has never purred before

j.w. buying a 'cool' old door for your remodeled bathroom rather than a 'lame' new door, then spending maybe three full days, all told, over the span of two weeks using semi-liquid finish remover, mineral spirits, a plane, a chisel, a reciprocating saw, a sander, and three different weights of sandpaper to make it more or less fit in the door jamb and get MOST of the paint and varnish off the goddamn thing

kenny?

guys are doing loud construction, hammering and drilling and whatnot, at your work, and they are listening to some radio station that plays mostly 10,000 maniacs.

tmidgett wrote:guys are doing loud construction, hammering and drilling and whatnot, at your work, and they are listening to some radio station that plays mostly 10,000 maniacs.

jb: being one of those guys.
jw: having a polka band's rehearsal space right accross the alley of your work with a perfectionistic russian songwriter. 3 bars of music interrupted.. NO!! ;lkasjdfoiuwerkjasdfl;kj, the same three bars of music, and so on.

Kenny:

driving 2 hours to wyoming for the sole purpose of buying M-80s.

154 wrote:driving 2 hours to wyoming for the sole purpose of buying M-80s.

J.B.: Being able to do the same with a quick jaunt to Indiana.

J.W.: The "all-legal" fireworks stands that pop-up in abandoned gas stations on the corner.

Now please Kenny: Microsoft Office

Kenny:

driving 2 hours to wyoming for the sole purpose of buying M-80s.

JB : driving to the store a couple miles away for the purpose of buying a bong
JW : driving halfway across the country for the sole purpose of receiving your mail-order bride

kiz-enny:

having something really important that you need to tell several people who are very close to you, that you expect is gonna upset them quite a bit

toomanyhelicopters wrote:having something really important that you need to tell several people who are very close to you that you expect is going to upset them quite a bit

Just Better: Making this upsetting revelation on April Fools Day. As a result, your friends/family do not immediately believe what you have told them, and they are allowed to ease themselves into acceptance of the news.
Just Worse: Looking to an internet forum for the courage to make this upsetting revelation.

Kenny: Your local alternative weekly provides tips on upcoming rock music shows by quoting the bands' websites and stating that various band members are "all around good guys".