band: The Crucifucks

Crap
Total votes: 7 (24%)
Not Crap
Total votes: 22 (76%)
Total votes: 29

band: The Crucifucks

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Wisconsin? Crucifucks are from Lansing Michigan. I vote Crap on them.
But... Here are random facts about Doc that I know:

1. He is the black sheep of the Dart family (of Dart Container corporation).
2. He used to own a little store in Lansing called "Little Doc's Fun Cards" He sold baseball cards and punk rock pins in the front, and I think drugs in the back.
3. A few years ago he had a rally at the Michigan State Capitol proclaiming that he was a new messiah called 42 or something like that. A few skater punks came.
4. All of his neighbors got really pissed of at him after September 11th. He lives in this snooty suburb of Lansing and covered his house in upside-down america flags and slogans like "Amerikkka" and stuff like that.
5. Behind the Bookstore I used to work at is a kiosk where you can put flyers up for your bands. I was having a cigarette in front of there when, some woman covered up all the flyers with advertisements for spring break trips. Doc saw this from afar and ran up and tore them all down and threw them in the ladies face. It would have been cooler except the covered up flyers were just for DJ nights at frat bars.
6. In high school, I went down to Lil' Doc's Fun Cards with a friend to buy some punk rock pins. My friend was wearing a Sonic Youth Shirt. Doc saw the shirt and said "Sonic Youth! You know, Steve Shelly used to be in my band, but we kicked him out cuz he listened to Echo and the Bunnymen"

In spite of all this, how could I vote crap? I've heard the music.

band: The Crucifucks

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1. He is the black sheep of the Dart family (of Dart Container corporation).
2. He used to own a little store in Lansing called "Little Doc's Fun Cards" He sold baseball cards and punk rock pins in the front, and I think drugs in the back.
3. A few years ago he had a rally at the Michigan State Capitol proclaiming that he was a new messiah called 42 or something like that. A few skater punks came.
4. All of his neighbors got really pissed of at him after September 11th. He lives in this snooty suburb of Lansing and covered his house in upside-down america flags and slogans like "Amerikkka" and stuff like that.
5. Behind the Bookstore I used to work at is a kiosk where you can put flyers up for your bands. I was having a cigarette in front of there when, some woman covered up all the flyers with advertisements for spring break trips. Doc saw this from afar and ran up and tore them all down and threw them in the ladies face. It would have been cooler except the covered up flyers were just for DJ nights at frat bars.
6. In high school, I went down to Lil' Doc's Fun Cards with a friend to buy some punk rock pins. My friend was wearing a Sonic Youth Shirt. Doc saw the shirt and said "Sonic Youth! You know, Steve Shelly used to be in my band, but we kicked him out cuz he listened to Echo and the Bunnymen"



Tom, I'm just doing this because I want to nitpick.
3. He changed his name (not legally) to 26, and attempted to spread this message through his website:
His name is the number 26
He is the messiah
He has come from the mountaintop
And no one on earth can bring him down.

4. He lives in Okemos. But I guess that's what you mean by a suburb of lansing. It's a stretch, pal.

His new album is supposedly coming out soon, but I don't know because he's mysteriously decided to stop talking to me since Fred (ZTTF) died. He's crazy. I'll still get his album though.

Not crap.

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