Say something nice about George W. Bush

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GWB, I'm very glad that your motorcade slowed down in time and did not smoosh me on the corner of 17th St. NW and Pennsylvania Ave. that one time when I was driving an East German bicycle with shitty brakes and the traffic lights weren't working.

Thank you for sparing my life, Mr. President and your stealthy driver. You probably could have held off on the Secret Service guys pointing machine guns at me from SUVs and tall buildings post-9/11 when I was going to class but I still salute you for not pulverizing me with your large and speedy vehicle when I got in the way crossing the street during a "WALK" signal.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-Gustave Flaubert

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