My youngest niece would call me "Apple Sammy" instead of Uncle Sammy. Ah, the innocence of youth.

Now for the Drrty:

Diddlin' the bits = Jerking the pee pee
Turd Burglar = A homosexual
Turd Cutter = Nice Ass
Cock Master = Quite the ladies man

HTH

The Penguin Has Landed I am a very paranoid guy so when I am regularly having-the-sex with a girl, I ask that if we had any risky encounters that month, that she let me know when her period has started. So basically, I end up getting a text message in the morning or an email with the code "The Penguin Has Landed."

Formerly, it was the code for when any retarded mischief went down in Jr. High School. Pot, beer, fireworks, etc. Now it is a retarded code for "Connor is NOT a father...this month!"

electrons wrote:
"Taking a rickshaw to Browntown."

My old radio show was called "Brown Town", and yes, it was shit.

electrons wrote:...Okay, pooping, I made a few up:

"Taking the Brown Line downtown."

"Go find out what Brown can do for you."

"Taking a rickshaw to Browntown."

Hey! "Taking the Brown Line north" is one I've used for buttsex.

My wife has referred to the female equivalent of cock-blocking as "twat-blocking".

Gramsci wrote:Shitting in my house as a child was called "jobbies"

In her youth, a Scottish friend of mine referred to gay men as "jobby jabbers".

mb

release the bats: take a shit

buns 2 buns: when you sleep with asses kissing

"buns 2 buns I wanna play that game too-niyyyyyght" hall and oates

poo-pudding: when the cat has diarrhea

chub-rub: when a fat person has thigh rub soreness from walking

choad: the area between testicles and asshole

or taint

boob bubbles: when a lady wears a bra too small, and the boobs squirt out the top and leave the bubble impression

drool-bag: term for hooch-like cat or dog

manson-family: names for those zendik "start a revolution" white sandalista trustafarians that walk around georgetown, washington, dc

syphHIVhoe: baltimore prostitute

manhoe: richmond prostitute

mr.arrison wrote:choad: the area between testicles and asshole

or taint

we go with 'barse' - balls + arse

andyman wrote:

mr.arrison wrote:choad: the area between testicles and asshole

or taint

we go with 'barse' - balls + arse

I have heard the female area being called the farse before...

I heard it was a notcha.

Cuz it's notcha balls and it's notcha arse.

tegs = teeth
nu-nu = hugs / cuddles
les = onions
snad = Sandwich
nouk = milk
ollies = poo
babes = universal, refers to any of the many animals we have
scratchmo = dog
plastic - kids, small people
spidge - chewing gum

i could go on, but I won't