garble wrote:but it's better then Denny's

Denny's = Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Racist or not racist? Who the hell cares, the product is awful so I'm not going to indulge regardless.

It's been 8 pages, so there's bound to be a repeat, but I'll give it a shot:
Wok n' Roll

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:The Franchise-To-Be = Dagwood's

I'm going to say Dagwood's = Operation Ivy

While they clearly lack most of the 1950's douchery, Operation Ivy is very much like the typical Dagwood sandwich: a lot of people's praise and esteems (?) of crucial-ness planted between two flavorless slabs of whitebread.

Since garble has failed to provide another restaurant franchise for your review and comment, I will offer:

The Franchise: Buffalo Wild Wings (aka "bw3")

Please note that "bw3" is "a fun, edgy, high-energy and easygoing restaurant — much like the personality of our customers."

The Establishment: Wok n' Roll

Since Wok n' Roll evokes a nation (asia), is self referential (their food most likely comes out of a wok), purports to rock and or cause excitement(hence 'Roll'), and is tongue in cheek (here "Wok" replaces "Rock") thus substituting irony for authenticity, the apropiate band is Eagles of Death Metal:
because said band evokes a nation (Eagle = America), refers to their own sound (music probably is heavy metal), promises to rock in the most ostensible & extreme way (death metal), and finally name is ironic/tongue in cheek because no authentic death metal band would carry such a name.
Also both organizations can be properly analyzed without ever having experienced them directly; viewer/eater must merely experience a more bona fide, earnest version of the genre: see China City or Iron Maiden.

Next: TCBY (note: oftentimes next to Subway)

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:The Franchise: Buffalo Wild Wings (aka "bw3")
Please note that "bw3" is "a fun, edgy, high-energy and easygoing restaurant — much like the personality of our customers."

BW3=dave mathews band, the frat boy factor is the clencher

Franchise: Whataburger

Franchise: Whataburger

"At Whataburger, we realize that we would be nowhere without our loyal customers."

Stop Whining

Whataburger=Red Hot Chili Capitalists






Franchise= Bonefish grill

nihil wrote:

Chick Fil 'A.

Limp Bizkit. Anything with retarded spelling will always be processed...and there will be diarrhea involved.

Steak and Shake

No, Limp Bizkit is not Chick Fil A b/c Chick Fil' A is delicious; the finest alternative to our burger-centric society. So the finest alternative rock band applies here: Nirvana. Chick Fil' A didn't invent the chicken, just the chicken sandwich; likewise Nirvana didn't invent rock music, just alternative (for all practical purposes).

Plus Kurt Cobain probably didn't do shit on Sundays either (the place is fucking closed then)

so Bonefish grill is still pending...

3volvos wrote:so Bonefish grill is still pending...

Bonefish Grill : Hole
- Only slightly fresher than Courtney Love's thighs.


Franchise: The Ground Round