The Manson Family Robinson-lame hs pun CRAP
The Illnesses- More the band madness CRAP
Vegetable F- named after the screen on my juicer; NOT CRAP
Band Name: Your own band
202I play for a person who just goes by her own name. At practices, recording, etc. we add a "and the" for the three males that back her up.
Some of them have been:
-Tara Busch and her Penises Three
-Tara Busch and the Ginas (after Martin Lawrence's girlfriend "damn Gina!")
-Tara Busch and her 'ginas (as in slang for vaginas)
-Tara Busch and the Mother Fuckin' Cricket Bats
And probably loads of other *hilarrrrrious* ones I've forgotten about. I'll let you guys vote C/NC, but I have a feeling that I know what the outcome of that will be.
Whenever I assemble a project, I do it under "The Academics." I don't know why this hasn't been used before. Perhaps it sucks? I like it enough to feel it's NOT CRAP.
I once did a one-off for the opening of the Minutemen documentary "We Jam Econo."
The others were doing straight covers so we wanted to do something different. We did all of the songs as insipid, clock/drum machine reliant, electronica versions and we had a female singer. We were The Minutemaids.
The funny thing is that the songs still worked. With the soul sucked out of them they STILL grooved.
-A
Some of them have been:
-Tara Busch and her Penises Three
-Tara Busch and the Ginas (after Martin Lawrence's girlfriend "damn Gina!")
-Tara Busch and her 'ginas (as in slang for vaginas)
-Tara Busch and the Mother Fuckin' Cricket Bats
And probably loads of other *hilarrrrrious* ones I've forgotten about. I'll let you guys vote C/NC, but I have a feeling that I know what the outcome of that will be.
Whenever I assemble a project, I do it under "The Academics." I don't know why this hasn't been used before. Perhaps it sucks? I like it enough to feel it's NOT CRAP.
I once did a one-off for the opening of the Minutemen documentary "We Jam Econo."
The others were doing straight covers so we wanted to do something different. We did all of the songs as insipid, clock/drum machine reliant, electronica versions and we had a female singer. We were The Minutemaids.
The funny thing is that the songs still worked. With the soul sucked out of them they STILL grooved.
-A
Band Name: Your own band
203My entire high school crowd recorded some silly stuff under the name Spatata. One of those friends and I formed Chuckie Anvil.
That friend (being off in a different state) records on his own as sexwithdeadpeople.com, which is I think one of the least crap names possible.
That friend (being off in a different state) records on his own as sexwithdeadpeople.com, which is I think one of the least crap names possible.
http://www.myspace.com/leopoldandloebchicago
Linus Van Pelt wrote:I subscribe to neither prong of your false dichotomy.
Band Name: Your own band
204Antero wrote:My entire high school crowd recorded some silly stuff under the name Spatata. One of those friends and I formed Chuckie Anvil.
That friend (being off in a different state) records on his own as sexwithdeadpeople.com, which is I think one of the least crap names possible.
My freshman year high school grindcore band was called Calostomy Bag Boner. They made us change it to Calostomy Bag Dinner for the school talent show. I kinda think dinner is the more disgusting name but that's just me.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Band Name: Your own band
205Marsupialized wrote:My freshman year high school grindcore band was called Calostomy Bag Boner. They made us change it to Calostomy Bag Dinner for the school talent show.
As long as the rules of the English language are out the door, I vote for Calostomy Bag Calo.
Antero wrote:That friend (being off in a different state) records on his own as sexwithdeadpeople.com, which is I think one of the least crap names possible.
I would beg to be in this band. Sadly, I would not be cool enough to join it.
sexwithdeadpeople.com, you had me at sexwithdeadpeople.com.
Band Name: Your own band
206marsupialized wrote:My freshman year high school grindcore band was called Calostomy Bag Boner. They made us change it to Calostomy Bag Dinner for the school talent show.
They should have made you change it to 'Colostomy Bag Dinner'. That would have been a great name.
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Only a punk-ass bitch needs visual aids.
But Angus Jung has residual AIDS
My friend provides lightshows and 'wrongness' under the name Visual AIDS. I think this is not crap.
I am currently in three bands, all of which are on hold until I learn how to play bass.
Mortard
Circle Of Willis - a Carcass-influenced metal band dealing with the sadly neglected subject matter of neuroanatomy
Sexenemy (solo project)
All crap, but wilfully so.
arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.
Band Name: Your own band
207night_tools wrote:marsupialized wrote:My freshman year high school grindcore band was called Calostomy Bag Boner. They made us change it to Calostomy Bag Dinner for the school talent show.
They should have made you change it to 'Colostomy Bag Dinner'. That would have been a great name.
The misspelling intentional, BTW
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
Band Name: Your own band
208steve wrote:Open your dick-trap
and I'll stick my cock in
'Cause that's a lot nicer
Than sock-fuckin' a stocking
I'm in there anytime
Time be tick-tockin'
Band Name: Your own band
209rashiedgarrison wrote: Bark Psychosis - crap name, .
wait 2 godamn seconds.....1......2.... i really like this band what albums did you play on? it is a crap name. kept me away from these guys until somebody played it for me. wasn't Graham Sutton AKA Boymerang inthis band?
ChoCko is back in town!
Band Name: Your own band
210glynnisjohns wrote:rashiedgarrison wrote: Bark Psychosis - crap name, .
wait 2 godamn seconds.....1......2.... i really like this band what albums did you play on? it is a crap name. kept me away from these guys until somebody played it for me. wasn't Graham Sutton AKA Boymerang inthis band?
I have now realized in my drunken stupor that Rashied posted this SIX months ago! I guess he's prolly not in the band anymore. sigh.
ChoCko is back in town!