Rodabod wrote:

sunset_gun wrote:

stackmatic wrote:young stackmatic:

There is something creepy about that smile.

You murdering motherfucker.

AlBStern wrote:tightest diaper

Angus Jung wrote:Yo, Brett Eugene!

I didn't say enough 'bout your mom and the Colonel
Their action's too hot for Marquis de Sade's journal

She smells his ass coming, she gets down and begs
And he lays into her like some old chicken legs

Original reci-pees, that old coot "aims" to please
Yo mama, she laps it like sap from the trees

Then he does her "extra crispy" when he's knocking her boot
Ends up with "Santorum" on his clean white suit

Freakin' so hard, his string tie's all askew
Makin' gravy for the biscuits with his rancid man goo
(Mrs. Ralph-crabs in that beard of his, too)

ewwwww.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

Chapter Two wrote:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:I always thought Steve Van Zandt's Sun City song was the best of the celebrity cause anthems because it wasn't slow and trite and depressing.
Five or ten times over fifteen years in academia, when I have been asked to emboil myself in some kind of bureaucratic nonsense that would seemingly compromise my punk rock upbringing or at least bore the shit out of me, I have responded initially by saying, "Uh uh--I ain't gonna play Sun City." Not once has a single person gotten it. Fucking Philistines.

Do you say this in a dry way or does it accompany some rock posturing, air guitar, finger in the air, "come on, lemme hear ya!" type behaviour?

Usually, I do a David Lee Roth-style spinning V-kick and high-tail it out of the room.

Mayfair wrote:

the_sicilian_guy wrote:HI!
i finish to record a band...
sounds great but there is some smoll clipping distortion in some place.When i pass from ''2 inches tape to cd i wrong the recording level...it's possible delete this problem with a mastering?
Thankyou.

Now THAT guy really has his fake italian down!


Huh? Oh.

dabrasha wrote:Some time ago I came across a review of Conrad's Heart of Darkness penned by one Rotten Tanx.

I shared it with friends in an English department, and they and I laughed for about a week.

I don't need to see it again, and I can't find it, but it's so perfect I'll never forget it.

Rotten Tanx wrote:Conrad sucks. Heart of Darkness, the abridged version: A bloke sails down a river, nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger, the horror.

Rimbaud III wrote:Maroon 5

What a band of spunkchuggers they are. The name says it all really; it's a crap colour and a crap number, and they really are a crap band. I would like to make this band more interesting by rearranging the lead singer's face with a spanner and setting the keyboard player's beard on fire.

The Polyphonic Spree

For about five minutes this band's relentless joy felt refreshing. Then the robes started to get dirty - as they would do when you're having to shit in fields because the one toilet on the tour bus is backed up with all that bottom chocolate. I'm glad I saw them for what they were eventually: cultists with a mission to induce suicide through indie-chanting.
Here they are collecting an award for "Most Imaginative Massacre" with founding member David Koresh:

Moby

I have had excursions to the toilet that are more musical than this man's output. His diet of monkey shit and petrol obviously impairs his ability to write anything interesting.

Bradley R. Montebianco wrote:But I am no so good to make of the talk of the fake italiano with mouth. I am to make of a sound of the vampire from the poland. Is no good.

gcbv wrote:also, last night, i learn that the dog of the house, he dont like fake chinese! i no lie to you now! i say to dog "come down here!" and he no come downstairs, then i say "kay nee o-wah! ching-tah!" and he bark and growl and run down to me all like an angry animal! i think this is so funny i do it all night, and again, the roommate, he think i get hit by rocks in secondary school too much.

In the "Ever been number one at anything?" thread, wheely wrote:My daughter gave me a shirt that says #1 Dad.

I have no reason to believe that she would lie to me.