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Cap'n Vince!

Ahoy! How goes ye seafarin' adventures? Glad to see all the years of listening to real nautical rock n' roll music by real nautical type rock n' roll bands (Slint, June of 44, Decemberists) has been so kind to ye.

Thee Swedish sends his pants and requests ye brings back a seahorse for the "collection".

I have only the one question: what be it like to fuck the mermaid fin? Do not her scales rough up ye "Little Vince" too much?

May ye rapage and pillagering be most fruitful! Bring me back a jumbo shrimp.

Aye, matey, i've been out of the game a long time! I've been doing accounting work for the natives off the coast of madagascar, counting their twigs and berries! Me whole operation failed when me entire crew of accountant slaves mutinied and kicked me in the lighthouse! then they pulled out the extension cord.

how have you been?

Yar.

Anyone hear from the Swede? I hear that there was some bad storm that flooded a shopping center in Raleigh. And we all know how much the Swede likes shopping centers! (and gay sex)

Vince Clortho wrote:Anyone hear from the Swede? I hear that there was some bad storm that flooded a shopping center in Raleigh. And we all know how much the Swede likes shopping centers! (and gay sex)

You're not going to believe this, but the shopping center in question just happens to be the location of his favorite dive, The Man Hole. He's also been "tending bar" there on his "days off".

So, no, I haven't heard from him, and yes, he's dead.