THE LANGLEY BIN LADEN FAN CLUB
The most comprehensive document of Bin Ladenolatry so far produced comes from the bowels
of the CIA, the work place of Anonymous, the author of Imperial Hubris. This book can only be
interpreted as a semi-official compendium of CIA doctrine on today’s world. Anonymous is sure
that Bin Laden will be able to strike the US again, and this time most likely with a weapon of
mass destruction, but he still offers the erratic millionaire praise without stint:
Viewed from any angle, Osama Bin Laden is a great man, one who smashed the
expected unfolding of universal post-Cold War peace.
The New York and
Washington attacks, Andrew Bacevich and Sebastian Mallaby wrote in the Wilson
Quarterly, “revealed that the pilgrimage to perfection was far from over,” though
“not for a moment did they cause American political leaders to question the
project’s feasibility.” Post-11 September, Dr. Bruce Hoffman also offered an
acute judgment of Bin Laden’s impact. “Whatever else,” Hoffman wrote, “Bin
Laden is one of the few persons who can argue that they changed the course of
history.”…All told, Bin Laden in certainly the most popular anti-American leader
in the world today. His name is legend from Houston to Zanzibar to Jakarta, and
his face and sayings are emblazoned on T-shirts, CDs, audio and videotapes,
posters, photographs, cigarette lighters, and stationery across the earth.
“Afghanistan’s children,” Daniel Bergener wrote in the New York Times
Magazine in July 2003, “suck on Bin Laden candies, sugary balls in wrappers
showing the leader’s face, his pointed finger and the tip of a rocket.” So too with
his name: “one of the most common names for newborn males is Osama,” James
Kitfield reported in the National Journal in November 2002. “Even among those
who publicly denounce his terrorist methods, the namings indicate the nearly
mythical status the Islamic world has bestowed on Osama Bin Laden.”
(Anonymous 104-105)
Our anonymous CIA agent waxes positively indignant about those in Saudi Arabia and
around the world who impugn Bin Laden’s world-historical genius. He is especially upset
about certain Saudis who have worked closely with Bin Laden in the past, and who find it
impossible to believe that he is now functioning as the evil demiurge of the twenty-first
century. Anonymous detects a “theme of Bin Laden’s limited mental and leadership
abilities” which has been spread by “a number of Saudi officials and writers. Their intent
seems simple enough: to prove that Bin Laden is intellectually incapable of managing al
Qaeda and designing its operations.” (Anonymous 107) As an example of this line,
Anonymous quotes an account given by Saudi Prince Mahmoud bin Abdel Aziz to the
US press. The Prince recalled
that night a decade ago when Osama Bin Laden attended an
evening salon to describe his exploits fighting in
Afghanistan….[The prince] remembers young Osama floundering
when guests questioned him about the interpretation of religious
texts. “Finally, I had to signal with my hands for them to stop it,”
said the prince. “He really is quite a simple man.” (Anonymous
108)
Here we have a rich misfit and fanatic who cannot hold his own in theological debates,
which should supposedly be his strongest suit. In Anonymous’ view, “the most common
form of the Saudis’ defamation of Bin Laden is done by having his friends in the
kingdom describe him as a gentle, amiable, and relatively unintelligent man.”
(Anonymous 108)
But the yelping detractors of Bin Laden do not stop here. According to
Anonymous: “A final side to the effort in the Moslem and Western worlds to denigrate
Bin Laden’s brains and talents lies in the studied attempt to depict Bin Laden as a
simpleton who is directed by that evil terrorist genius Ayman al-Zawahiri, former chief of
Egyptian Islamic Jihad and now Bin Laden’s deputy in al Qaeda. ‘My knowledge of Bin
Laden makes me unable to conceive what is happening now,’ said Dr. Abdullah al
Muayyad, a former director general of the Saudi finance ministry who worked with Bin
Laden during the Afghan jihad.’” (Anonymous 107) Like a good CIA agent, Anonymous
tries to make his readers think that the Saudis are passing the buck to the nefarious
Egyptians, but this is hogwash. Zawahiri, once again, was a key part of the Sadat
assassination, and afterwards was protected by London. The world needs to remember
Sadat’s widow, Jehan Sadat, recalling in a television interview after 9/11 that Zawahiri, a
murderer of her husband, had lived in London for years after that crime, while extradition
to Egypt was always refused by the UK. The guess here would be that Zawahiri is a
double agent working for MI-6, while Bin Laden is indeed a fanatical, deluded patsy and
dupe; at any rate, if this is Bin Laden’s mentality, it would make him the ideal type for
the role he is presently carrying out.
Anonymous devotes a lyrically fulsome passage to evoking Bin Laden’s status as a
beloved figure among the Moslems; the Moslem love for Osama, he argues, is
love not so much for Osama Bin Laden the person – although there is
much of that – but love for his defense of the faith, the life he lives, the
heroic example he sets, and the similarity of that example to other heroes
in the pantheon of Islamic history. (Anonymous 124)
Anonymous concludes this paean to his hero Bin Laden by favorably comparing the
psychotic sheikh to Abraham Lincoln. This is all coming, we recall, from a high-level
CIA officer, one of the founding members of the “Manson family,” as the original CIA
Bin Laden station called itself. If Arabs and Moslems can be convinced that Bin Laden is
really their leader, and not a creature of the CIA, then they will never accomplish the
modernizing reforms which the progressive nationalists promised. They will spend their
time fighting among themselves in the name of re-creating the caliphate. They will be
unable to make alliances against the Anglo-Americans with Europe, with the Orthodox,
the Hindus, the Buddhists, the Confucians, the atheists, or anybody else; they will selfisolate
themselves in endless backwardness. Bin Laden’s mass line is, after, all, that it is
the duty of every Moslem to kill infidels wherever they are found. If applied literally, this
would even cut off all scientific and commercial exchanges in a kind of murderous selfembargo.
All these factors will make the Moslem ummah ever so much easier to divide
and defeat. No wonder the CIA is so proud of having made Bin Laden a folk hero of the
Moslem world, with the help of the 9/11 attacks which the unstable dreamer could never
have carried out by himself: literally billions of dollars of publicity for the Saudi misfit
have paid off in one of the greatest psychological warfare operations of all time. Any
cause that chooses Bin Laden or some similar figure as its leader, we may be certain, is
damning itself to a lonely and ignominious defeat at the hands of the laughing CIA
kuffar.
Even more notable are the support service which the CIA and it minions continue to provide Bin
Laden. Here the evidence is fragmentary but persistent and finally overwhelming. According to
CBS News, “the night before the September 11 terrorist attack, Osama bin Laden was in
Pakistan. He was getting medical treatment with the support of the very military that days later
pledged its backing for the US war on terror in Afghanistan….Bin Laden was spirited into a
military hospital in Rawalpindi for kidney dialysis treatment. (Barry Peterson, “Hospital Worker:
I Saw Osama,” CBS News, January 29, 2002:
www.cbsnews.com) Before we criticize Pakistan,
though, we should realize that the ISI in this case was probably acting on US instructions, as it
generally does.