Kenny: The unconscionable behavior exhibited by the Tribune Co. and Cubs management in failing to make forthright disclosure of the fact that large pieces of concrete were falling into fan/spectator areas.

j.b. the tribune taking in as much money as they can, spending as little as cub fans will allow them to get away with spending, allowing (nay: ENCOURAGING) the cubs to be the lowly-to-middling cubs, year after year, and blaming the whole thing on a goat

j.w. having your favorite baseball team turn into one of the worst in the game as your fandom of them dies slowly. would it have died anyway? yes, perhaps, but now you wonder if you are much better than the rankest bandwagon jumper, maybe just a little quicker to board and slower to disembark.

kenny:

the awkward, incomplete discussion of politics just before a work meeting

tmidgett wrote:kenny:
the awkward, incomplete discussion of politics just before a work meeting

JB:The awkward pause when you realize that you have totally offended an old friend by badmouthing Religion and God in the same sentence.

JW: The awkward, incomplete discussion of explaining to someone that you haven't had sex in forever, which is why you came so fast.

Kennthology:

geiginni wrote:....killed Kenny, you Bastards.....

People walking and eating at the same time (a'la Taste of Chi, etc....)

jupiter wrote:K..Kenny: You are chewing on a tropical starburst when you suddenly clench down on a hard object between your teeth. It is also a tooth.

Kent Brockman: You are out with your girlfriend, and have decided tonight is the night you are going to break it off with her. You are about to tell her when suddenly your ex appears out of nowhere and beats the living shit out of her, putting her in the hospital.

kerble wrote:Son of Rank, Father of Kenny:
Being on a train in New York where there's a group of gangbangers making a business man kinda nervous. On of the kids gets out of his seat and shouts in the man's face: "YO, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE HERE! I'M YOUR FATHER, SON! I'M YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FATHER!!!!!"

Faiz

tmidgett wrote:kenny:

the awkward, incomplete discussion of politics just before a work meeting

just better: the awkward, graphically complete discussion of yr most base sex acts before the same meeting

just worse: having a cigarette extinguished on yr eye



kenny: those people in yr life whom, tho you consider yrself to be a basically polite person, you cannot help but be nasty to

kerble wrote:JW: The awkward, incomplete discussion of explaining to someone that you haven't had sex in forever, which is why you came so fast.

Hahaha!!! These one she make-a me laugh so hard - these Kenny! Bravissimo, Segnior Kerble. These-a what exactly happen on-a Geiginni's first date with the Mrs. Geiginni. The months-s before been very dry for poor Geiginni. The Mrs. Geiginni to be, she was-a very sweet and-a the understanding. Amore a-de mira prima it was!!! Ahh., Geiginni a-wonder how many the ragazzo have experience the same as the Kerble describe....

the Classical wrote:those people in yr life whom, tho you consider yrself to be a basically polite person, you cannot help but be nasty to

This Kenny confuses me. Are these good but spineless people who allow you to take advantage of them? Or are they total pricks who would make even an Alan Sparhawk blind with rage? I will assume that these people deserve your contempt.

Just Better: A twenty-three year old woman who makes a public issue of her religious motivation for remaining a virgin.
Just Worse: An adult child who steals things from his parents' home to buy bad pot.

Kenny:
Young Adult Son Visiting Home: "Hey, Mom. I was wondering what happened to those baseball cards that were on the shelf in my old room."
Mother: "Oh, those old things? I threw them out. We needed some space for Grandma's Hummels."

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Young Adult Son Visiting Home: "Hey, Mom. I was wondering what happened to those baseball cards that were on the shelf in my old room."
Mother: "Oh, those old things? I threw them out. We needed some space for Grandma's Hummels."

JB: Mother: "Oh, those old things? I threw them out. We needed some space for Grandma's comic books."
JW: Mother: "Oh, those old things? I threw them out. We needed some space for Grandma's vibrators."
Kenny: Use one of the other ones, I'm not that good at this.

jupiter wrote:K..Kenny: You are chewing on a tropical starburst when you suddenly clench down on a hard object between your teeth. It is also a tooth.

jb: This Starburst-imbedded tooth causes the weakest tooth in your mouth to crumble. Suddenly you feel a looseness in your gums, as your teeth start wobbling like they're all going to fall out, and you have to stick your pinky first-knuckle deep into the crumbled tooth's now empty socket. You realize that this is just one of those dreams where all of your teeth fall out. All of your teeth fall out anyway.

jw. Not a dream


Kenny:

A snowball's chance in hell

Mr. Chimp wrote:A snowball's chance in hell

Just Better: The Jesus Lizard's chances on Capitol
Just Worse: A black man's chance in a Florida voting booth

Kenny: The sudden influx of Europeans to this forum. Has Europe been struck by some sort of internet forum famine?

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:
Kenny: The sudden influx of Europeans to this forum. Has Europe been struck by some sort of internet forum famine?

just better: a sudden influx of Swedish Bikini Team Members

just worse: a sudden influx of militant, right-wing, Ween fanatics


kenny: meeting an internet friend in the real world for the first time

The Classical wrote:kenny: meeting an internet friend in the real world for the first time

JB : finding out that somebody you know online is somebody you already know in person, but you never realized it's the same person. you like them in both places.

JW : meeting someone in real life, finding out they frequent one of the same forums as you, and when you tell them what monicker you post under, they respond either by getting really excited, or, they respond by looking at you funny, like they liked you okay until they found that out.

orphaned kennies still exist above, yes?