il douche sez, "yeah, these are my demands... i want a Paul Reed Smith guitar, with the dragon inlay."



crap for that alone.

Adam CR wrote:

Tom wrote:*editied*

No.

Just NO.

No.

Yeah. Oh, I forgot to mention this is a custom built guitar made for Dan Spitz of Anthrax. It's for sale....
http://www.elderly.com/vintage/names/pr ... -13399.htm

These are not crap. I would play the shit out of these guitars. They are so gay they are awesome, I'm sorry.
I also have to give a huge not crap to the term 'snorkeldick'
My friend and I have a little thing we do everytime we go out to eat.
Right as the waitress comes up one of us says a bizzarre word the the other under our breath without her hearing. The goal is for the other person to use that word as many times as he can while ordering. We keep score, we have about 10 years of records written down. Once I used the word 'Basement' 19 times while ordering a super bird at Denny's.
example:

'Viper'
'Yes I beleive I will have the roast beef, I am hungry like a viper. I actually drive a viper. Have you ever rode in a viper? Once you drive a viper, you can't drive anything else...viper all the way for me, yes ma'am. Call me mr. viper. I wonder if you could eat a viper? I will have to find a book on the viper and look it up. God, I love me a good viper book. I once considered getting a viper for a pet, but my landlord was like 'no viper''
'Uh, ok sir roast beef you say?'

Next time I will use snorkeldick.

BadComrade wrote:

Can I just draw people’s attention to the fretboards?

Are these the most Jewish guitars ever?
It’d take some beating I think.
Worthy of a wanky solo in a Matisyahu song!

I have a Soapbar SE II and it's a brilliant guitar, feels nice to play and has a nice sound to it. It is also the nicest guitar to look at, i have seen.

It cost me £445, new.

So NOT CRAP.

However, paying more that £1000 for a guitar is CRAP.

No opinion on the guitars themselves, but my girlfriend spent some time working in the PRS shop as a receptionist or something after college, and by all accounts the man is a complete cockface. Treats his employees like crap, etc. Based on this I would have trouble enjoying the guitars even if I could afford one.

I have one, actually. A 2001 Paul Reed Smith Electric Bass---I had a job washing boats at a dealer where my mom was an office manager. Saved up all summer and got it. Mines black with a rosewood fretboard. Looks fine, sounds good. I like it better than any jazz bass I've played.

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steve wrote:Hideous, hideous guitars. Usually around the neck of a total cock.

...but blindfolded, they play really nicely. Immaculate assembly and playing comfort. Just hideous and mostly owned by snorkeldicks.

larry lalonde (primus) also plays prs guitars.

at one point in time there was a primus trivia game called "you don't know cock."

the host, bob c. cock, asked "larry lalonde has an endorsement deal with what guitar company?"

1. fender
2. gibson
3. prs
4. parker

"the correct answer is paul reed smith. little do they know larry's been setting them on fire for years."

i hope he really did.

anyways, they're ugly. and will never be worth the price tag.

I have not forgotten about this thread, and have a picture of my bass. Its not so bad, it looks like a bass. No wood collagen on this one.

Its not quite as wide as it looks on the at the bottom, I'm still learning how to use the camera.