Friday, June 15, 2029
shit.
I'm a fat fuck.
When Will You Die?
32October, 31, 2021 --- I get to die on Halloween!
when i clicked "non-smoker" --- i only really smoke every now and then --- it gave me about 10 more years. also, i checked "pessimistic" which may not be entirely accurate.
but assuming the prediction is true, i need to look things on the bright side: if i die in my early forties, there's no sense in planning for retirement, i wont have to worry about going bald, and i wont live to see WWIII.
when i clicked "non-smoker" --- i only really smoke every now and then --- it gave me about 10 more years. also, i checked "pessimistic" which may not be entirely accurate.
but assuming the prediction is true, i need to look things on the bright side: if i die in my early forties, there's no sense in planning for retirement, i wont have to worry about going bald, and i wont live to see WWIII.
When Will You Die?
34yeah... never thought i'd use "normal" in a sentence describing you, but "pessimistic" might be a bit of a stretch.
When Will You Die?
35October 25, 2037
Thirty-one more years to suck down delicious Marlboro Reds. Cool by me.
Thirty-one more years to suck down delicious Marlboro Reds. Cool by me.
murderedman wrote:Your problem is your bloc attitude.
When Will You Die?
36Just for fun I entered all the input honestly and here's what I got:
Friday, November 21, 2070.
This is an interesting date, because that was my due date of birth the year I was born. I was born 20 days late though. No joke.
I'd like to live to the age of 92 or beyond. I hope I do.
Friday, November 21, 2070.
This is an interesting date, because that was my due date of birth the year I was born. I was born 20 days late though. No joke.
I'd like to live to the age of 92 or beyond. I hope I do.
When Will You Die?
37November 08, 2047.
Says I'm a little overweight! 6'0 185lbs, wide shouldered? Maybe I need to skip the butter course.
My wake will be potluck.
Please make sure someone brings banana pudding.
I would have wanted it that way.
Peace Be With You
-A
Says I'm a little overweight! 6'0 185lbs, wide shouldered? Maybe I need to skip the butter course.
My wake will be potluck.
Please make sure someone brings banana pudding.
I would have wanted it that way.
Peace Be With You
-A
Itchy McGoo wrote:I would like to be a "shoop-shoop" girl in whatever band Alex Maiolo is in.
When Will You Die?
40horsewhip wrote:Wednesday, May 20, 2037
55 years old. Sounds about right.
Better get to work on your legend.
-A
Itchy McGoo wrote:I would like to be a "shoop-shoop" girl in whatever band Alex Maiolo is in.