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wes9 wrote:Really fat people. People that take up two seats on the bus. People that eat a bag of Doritos while they walk and take up the whole sidewalk. Sweet Jesus, have some self-respect and lost some fucking weight before you keel over and crush someone.

I have a hard time believing that there are that many obese people in San Francisco.

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connor wrote:Mouth noises. I cannot tolerate smacking, finger licking, etc.


Sometimes I can't help but be a total dick to these people, especially after I ask them nicely to watch their damn mouthes: sends me into a rage.

Hearing an alarm clock go off anytime other than when I wake up.

NASCAR and a great many of those who watch it.
I am the human race!

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My father is an inveterate tooth sucker. After a meal, he produces a sluicing sound, trying to remove a piece of food (typically from between his right premolars) with intervals of about 6 seconds... much to my detriment, much to my detriment.

The futility and laziness of it annoys me as much as the sound itself.

People who use their own pubic hair to floss their teeth - this is disgusting.

Is a mouthbreather as bad as a spit talker though?

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connor wrote:
wes9 wrote:Really fat people. People that take up two seats on the bus. People that eat a bag of Doritos while they walk and take up the whole sidewalk. Sweet Jesus, have some self-respect and lose some fucking weight before you keel over and crush someone.

I have a hard time believing that there are that many obese people in San Francisco.


There aren't, but when I have to give up my bus seat on a crowded bus because some ladies big fat ass takes up two seats it annoys me.
There are crispy fries waiting to come out of your oven: you just have to make them and put them there.

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i really hate it when lousy or mediocre bands name themselves after great artists or world leaders. even when good bands do this it can be annoying.

i also really hate it when crappy films are bolstered with good music.

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My pet peeves:

1. Littering
2. People who don't consider cigarettes tossed from cars to be littering
3. People who attempt to light cigarettes in my car without asking first
4. People who douse their food with salt and/or hot sauce without tasting it first--particularly if it is food I have cooked for them
5. Any form of littering

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Peripatetic wrote:When your cunt British friend sends you a text message at 3:10 AM just because it's fucking 9:30 or something there.


i could have sworn you guys were seven hours in front.

hey ho.

sorry
peri wrote:The gfirl just emailed me, "I've never had any desire to eat a scotch egg'.

I guess she gonna go hungry tonight

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Adam CR wrote:That fact that 99% of garlic presses are designed to either not function properly, or to be impossible to clean without resorting to an old tooth-brush.


Damn right. I have an old toothbrush with the other washing up paraphernalia on the side of my kitchen sink for this reason alone. It's bubble gum and blue sparkle coloured it sits there looking ugly. I try keeping it hid behind the washing up liquid bottles etc. I need it nearby because I like my garlic. When it's dried on the press the garlic is an absolute motherfucker to clean. If they can't get garlic presses right, someone needs to invent a special garlic press brush. I'd buy. Don't get me started on can openers.

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Adam CR wrote:That fact that 99% of garlic presses are designed to either not function properly, or to be impossible to clean without resorting to an old tooth-brush.



Perhaps you could cut down time spent cooking and cleaning by just eating a few cloves of garlic before you go to bed and when you get up in the morning instead of brushing your teeth.

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