eephour wrote:not refilling the ice trays

The first time she came to my house, a woman I'd been dating briefly opened my freezer and said, "Look at all of these empty ice trays! I could never live with you."

I"I don't think you have to worry about that," I muttered under my breath.

Later, as I admired the full beard of someone on TV, she said, "You'd better never grow a beard."

"Why," I said. "It's my fucking face!

"Yes," she said. "But I'm the one who has to kiss it. And I will not kiss a man with a beard!"

"Well," I said, "if you won't somebody else will."


My ex-wife really hated how I got "in the zone" before gigs, becoming uncommunicative--almost catatonic--as I emptied myself of all emotion and conserved my physical energy for the performance. My "dead eyes" freaked her out, and when I asked her why, she said, "Because when I look into them, I realize you are capable of anything."

Imagine how this guy must feel:

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

eephour wrote:

My ex-wife really hated how I got "in the zone" before gigs, becoming uncommunicative--almost catatonic--as I emptied myself of all emotion and conserved my physical energy for the performance. My "dead eyes" freaked her out, and when I asked her why, she said, "Because when I look into them, I realize you are capable of anything."

i nearly died laughing. thank you, man.

ctrl-s wrote:Unfortunate tendency to correct his grammar and usage at every available opportunity. (NEVER would I have even CONTEMPLATED such an insufferable habit if he hadn't been such an enormous prick about those things in the first place.)

My ex-girlfrind used to do this to me. I actually found it attractive. I guess because it meant she was at least paying attention to what I was saying.


Jon

Barbo wrote:My ex-girlfrind used to do this to me.

You mean your ex-girlfriend?

mattw wrote:What is it w/ Silkworm? They get no love from the ladies. One of my exes hated the sound of Andy's voice, which made me mad, Grimlock smash.

I've noticed this too (at least from girls I've known). Michael once wrote something on the SKWM website about how he kept telling his bandmates that they needed to write more songs that appeal to women.

Maybe cause SKWM's music isn't really that "sensual?" Man, I dunno. I don't even know what that means.

Oh how Megan hated "Drunk"...

On a related topic, anyone ever read the New York Times's fairly retarded dissection of Shellac's music and overall aesthetic?

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:My ex-wife really hated how I got "in the zone" before gigs, becoming uncommunicative--almost catatonic--as I emptied myself of all emotion and conserved my physical energy for the performance. My "dead eyes" freaked her out, and when I asked her why, she said, "Because when I look into them, I realize you are capable of anything."

Just change "before gigs" to "75% of the time" and that's me at home. And yes, I can do anything.

fantasmatical thorr wrote:who started this thread? i'm going to have to stab you.

Lisa, it's me, Davey Eksvplot. i thought we wuz cool.

The exgf hated, absolutely fucking hated the Church. I love the Church. We got into a squabble about them (and my habit of listening to them -with headphones, no less) that progressed into a full-fledged screaming argument. She essentially broke up with me over this band.

Also, I always drink OJ out of the carton. At my appartment,. Not hers.

ALSO, why are ladies such beard-haters?
That shit keeps me warm in winter.

This topic is making me oRnery.

God-damned nitpicking bitches...

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