i'd prefer gallo as president.

at least then america would be funny.

The website "Dubyaspeak", which has a vast collection of quotes made by you as well as audio of them, has made me laugh out loud more than any movie or sitcom I've seen in the past five years.

Today at the G8...

President Bush was recorded telling Tony Blair that Syria should press Hizbullah to "stop doing this shit".

I now only dislike George immensely, instead of totally.

george bush onced saved a small child from robert downing in the ocean

I would choose Bush Jr as president of the USA over Ming the Merciless. Admittedly there'd not be much in it, but I would choose Bush over Ming.

Dear George,

Thanks for pointing out that Russia and China are both "big".

That was really illustrative information to have.

You really are just a regular guy.

I'm glad this thread exists.

The Annoyance is doing a show on this subject and it showcases all the positive things he's good at.

One of my favorite songs in it is how GW's an excellent passenger in a car.

He also can walk.
God bless America.

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Mr. President - I seem to enjoy spiteful parodies of you way more than I've ever enjoyed spiteful parodies of previous presidents. Thank you.

Dear Mr. President,

You are an excellent master of inappropriate German Chancellor massaging.

Mr Bush, I appreciate the intelligence and decorum evident in your tireless appeals for democratization. Conversely, the subtle salute to Baghdad Bob Realism in your self-deprecating diplomacy has us all in stitches. You do it all with grace and style.