It's a blindingly obvious fake ping-pong game, and that's pretty much the basis for the joke. So how was I being gullible exactly? Or am I now a gullible victim of Intern 8033's undetectable sarcasm?

As it turns out, I have a distinct talent for making myself look like a gullible ass in front of any group on the Internet

Heard about the blind circumciser?

He got the sack.




Danage

Why did the crab hit the tuna?

For the halibut...

1.you know whats so great about taking a shower with a 12yr old girl?

you can slick her hair back and pretend shes 9.


2.theres a woman giving birth and shes been in labor for 7 hours and shes growing tired and the doctor says,"if you just push one good time we can get the baby out." and she replies, "i cant, i cant!" so, her husband says, "yes baby we can do it!! on the count of three....", so they all count to three and with one big push the doctor grabs the baby, then proceeds to slam the baby on the ground, then kicks it in the face, stomps on its head, and splatters blood all over the room. the woman yells" MY BABY, MY BABY!!!!!!!!!" and the doctor replies, " oh i was just kidding, it was already dead."

*A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. They spot a little boy sitting on the curb. The priest says, "Let's fuck him!" The rabbi asks, "Out of what?"


*Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a triscuit?

A: A triscuit is a snack-cracker, and a lesbian is a crack-snacker!


*Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it!


*Q: What's white and 12 inches long?

A: Nothin'!

a guy and his wife get up in the morning and get ready for work. the wife stops to look at him and asks "are you okay?"

"yeah, why?"

"you don't look so good."

"really? i feel pretty good."

shrugging it off, the guy gets dressed and gets in the car to head to work. on the way there, he hears a tap of a car horn and looks over to see a fellow motorist looking at him. he rolls down the window.

"are you okay?" asks the motorist.

"yeah, why?" says the guy.

"you look pretty bad. you sure you're okay?"

"yeah, i feel pretty good" the guy says and shrugs off the encounter, driving away.

all morning at work this repeats. co-workers ask if he's okay because he looks kind of bad.

"i feel good" he repeatedly says. after the fifth time this happens, he decides to see the doctor.

"doctor, everybody says i look bad, but i feel great. what's my problem?"

the doctor puzzles over this and reaches for a large medical textbook on a shelf, sits at his desk and begins paging through the volume.

"looks bad, feels bad....no.....looks good, feels bad....no....ah! looks bad, feels good. mmm hmm." the doctor reads the entry in the book and looks up at the guy.

"it says here that you're a vagina."


-r

What do you get when you stab a dead baby with a fork?
An erection.

Whats the best thing about fucking twenty seven year olds?
There's twenty of em.
(The problem with this joke and the one underneath is that they work best when said. The writing of 27 kinda fucks it up for viewing purposes.)
What's the worst thing about fucking twenty seven year olds?
You have to buy twenty happy meals.

So this guy moves out to the country. He likes it okay but there's nobody else around and after a few weeks he starts to get lonely. One afternoon a man shows up at his door and introduces himself. Turns out he lives nearby and he's having a party that night. He invites his new neighbor to the party but he warns him,

"There's going to be some drinking."

"Well, that's okay with me."

"And there will probably be some drugs."

"That's alright."

"There's probably going to be some fighting."

"Okay."

"There's likely to be some sex at the party."

"Okay," says the new guy. "What time should I show up?"

"You can show up whenever you want. It's just going to be the two of us anyway."

Zing!
-CB

A priest and a rabbi are having lunch together on a park bench. They notice several chilrden playing in the park.

The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Hey, how 'bout we fuck one of these little kids?"

The rabbi says "out of what?"

Hey, people, read the whole post, we're getting re-runs here!

Oh, sorry..


What's the worst thing about having sex with a four year old?



Getting the blood out of the clown suit.