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From right before I decided I ought to go back to school, and go to school for audio engineering:
Shotgun-Charlie wrote:Anybody here happen to know how much weight a degree from IPR carries? I gotta get out of the gerbil bed factory, but if I gotta blow $34K to do it, I'd like it to be worth it. Any opinions on that school would be much appreciated.

Now I'm confident I'll have enough clout to make ketchup commercials someday.
This is going to get worse before it gets any better.

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DrAwkward wrote:Important things to do in Wisconsin:

TALIESEN: Spring Green, Wisconsin -- Visit the architectural masterpiece that is Frank Lloyd Wright's home, and get a great story about how a member of the staff set the whole place on fire and hacked everyone there to pieces with an ax! THEN! Head just six miles down the road to

THE HOUSE ON THE ROCK! More or less also in Spring Green -- see what basically amounts to Bizarro Taliesen! Wonder at what could have possessed some dude to build a really cumbersome and clunky eyesore on top of a huge rock, put all of his really creepy shit in it, and then charge people to see it! Marvel at all the people who DO go to see it, including you and i! More creepy ceramic dolls and naked manniquens with animal heads than you can shake your motorized diorama tokens at! THEN! Head to Baraboo a little further down the road, not for Circus World, althought hat's pretty keen, but for


DR. EVERMOR'S SCULPTURE GARDEN! Witness the finest scrap metal sculptures you'll ever see, including the 400-ton Forevertron, which Dr. Evermor claims will take him away to heaven! The entire park is FREE and looks like Dr. Seuss' Rusted Wonder Garden or some shit!

For the more routine activities:

LAKEFRONT BREWERY TOUR: Milwaukee, WI -- Pay $5 or something like that, take a tour of the brewery, and be handed a pint glass which you will refill 4 times while on the tour...THEN receive a token for a 5th pint redeemable at any one of several fine Milwaukee watering holes!

ART'S CONCERTINA BAR: Milwaukee, WI -- The best polka and frozen cheese curds this side of, i dunno, Pulaski.

And don't forget CHATTY BELLE, THE WORLD'S LARGEST TALKING COW in Neilsville, WI. Viva.
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Marsupialized wrote:Thank you so much for the pounding, it came in handy.

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junketa wrote:This incident didn't happen to me, but it happened because of me;
A friend of mine named Tony had a girlfriend who was going to grad school somewhere in New York. Tony and I lived in Los Angeles, and when June came around, it was decided that he would drive to New York, pick up his sweetheart, then the two of them would enjoy a week of camping and sightseeing on the way back to the west coast. Around that same time, I bought an issue of Motor Booty magazine which contained an article about the "Iggy Pop Wax Museum" in Ann Arbor. It looked like a cool museum. There was Iggy paraphenalia of all sorts, and even what appeared to be a life-size, bare-chested wax Iggy wearing the gold pants from the Raw Power album cover.
Very hot. When Tony told me he was hoping to stop by Graceland on the way out there, I said "fuck Elvis, you've gotta stop by the Iggy Pop wax museum."
"What?"
I showed him the article, and he agreed. He would pass through Michigan.
Three weeks later, Tony gave me a pen from Graceland. It was a great pen, but I wanted to know about the wax Iggy.
"There is no wax Iggy," he said.
When he got to Ann Arbor, Tony drove around for awhile without seeing anything mentioning Iggy; no signs, nothing. Finally he stopped at a record store that looked hip enough to direct him to the museum. The punchline here is, of course, there IS NO IGGY POP WAX MUSEUM. However, the store Tony stopped at happened to be the same store that put together Motor Booty magazine. I guess they were pretty surprised that anyone believed the hoax.
That was about fifteen years ago. I still have the cool Elvis pen.


Does anyone from the East Coast remember "Motor Booty" magazine?

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simmo wrote:A week ago I was at a party in one of the shadier areas of Nottingham, England. I was talking to my friend in the bathroom - I don't know exactly why, but it was an ample bathroom, kinda cosy, why not socialise there huh? - when this dreadlocked girl sporting some tie-dye ragamuffin dress burst past us, whipped down her skanky hippy knickers, sat herself on the toilet and began to urinate liberally. Needless to say me and said friend were a little taken back, and not knowing exactly where to avert our eyes we figured we'd leave the room. This inspired her to shout after us: "Are you so uptight that you can't watch a girl pissing? Loosen up!". Afterwards she came out and accosted me, explaining that it was an act of political performance, she likes to upset people's expectations, make us think about our values. By, for example, taking a liberal vegan unwashed wee in front of me.

Needless to say I feel liberated. Worst bit was, my twat friend buggered off as soon as the hippy struck up a conversation with me, and later, when I accosted her and asked her why she skeddaled leaving me with the skank, she claimed that she thought that maybe she was my type and seeing as we were getting on well she didn't want to get in the way.

I dislike the idea of a female sitting herself infront of me and urinating. Am I just not sick enough? I always thought I was a pervert :cry:
Rick Reuben wrote:
daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.


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My first post includes the handy hint that it was my first-down there at the bottom. It's all been downhill ever since...



"Absolutely! I spent a wasted 2 years in London and the best bands I saw were generally not from London save for Bullet Union and er...Part Chimp and er...Montana Pete and Giddy Motors. Oh, okay but these people really aren't anything to do with the 'press'. The 'underground' is thriving without it due to a wonderful if a little drunken network of independent promoters and bands who bother to talk to each other and manage to get good supports with equally (in terms of music press) or, relatively underground bands touring from the States. Fuck the NME and all that bollocks! Last time I saw it, it had turned into some sort of Smash Hits/Hello/Heat hybrid with those dozy 'Queenz of Noize' seemingly shagging anyone with a fucking plectrum sponsorship.
Anyway, Knives, Calvados, Noise Noise Allore, Una Corda, Seeland, Bilge Pump, Lords, Soeza, Quack Quack, Charlottefield, Projections, Bllod Red Shoes, Part Chimp, errrrrrrr I cant go on. Gringo Records, Run of the Mill records, Jealous records, Obscene Baby Auction records, Capsule promoters, Damn You promoters, Noisestar promoters (me, I promote but I am soo fucking underground I don't even have a name or website). So much!! Of course, everyone's succumbed to Myspazz now so who cares anyway?

Wow...some first post..."
Tom wrote: I remember going in the back and seeing him headbanging to Big Black. He looked like he was raping the air- really. He had this look on his face like, "yeah air... you know you want it.".

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