25
by Brett Eugene Ralph_Archive
All right, I tried to pair bands that had at least some common denominator. I realize the outcome might have been different with different pairings--Die Kreuzen would've won against anybody but The Birthday Party--but something must be said for having gotten there first. Still, some of these bouts were maddeningly close,
I ran out of British punk bands long before I did US hardcore bands, having been involved in the latter era and having a more comprehensive knowledge of its bands. I realize that there are plenty of British punk bands I've never heard, so feel free to append any additional pairings and keep the tally running.
999 vs. Circle Jerks: Yanks win, 1-0
The Adverts vs. The Dicks: Yanks win, 2-0
The Birthday Party vs. Die Kreuzen: Brits win, 2-1
Boomtown Rats vs. Adolescents: Yanks win, 3-1
Buzzcocks vs. Husker Du: Brits win, 3-2
The Clash vs. Articles of Faith: Brits win, 3-3
The Damned vs. Angry Samoans: Brits win, 3-4
The Fall vs. Void: Yanks win, 4-4
Gang of Four vs. The Proletariat: Brits win, 4-5
Generation X vs. The Germs: Yanks win, 5-5
Alternative TV vs. Saccharine Trust: Yanks win, 6-5
Magazine vs. Mission of Burma: Yanks win, 7-5
The Only Ones vs. Bad Religion: Brits win, 7-6
The Pop Group vs. Minutemen: Yanks win, 8-6
Tom Robinson Band vs. Squirrel Bait: Yanks win, 9-6
The Saints vs. The Effigies: Brits win, 9-7
Sex Pistols vs. Bad Brains: Yanks win, 10-7
Sham 69 vs. Fear: Brits win, 10-8
Siouxsie & The Banshees vs. Legal Weapon: Brits win, 10-9
The Slits vs. Meat Puppets: Yanks win, 11-9
The Soft Boys vs. MDC: Brits win, 11-10
Stiff Little Fingers vs. Dead Kennedys: Brits win, 11-11
The Stranglers vs. Black Flag: Yanks win, 12-11
Subway Sect vs. Negative Approach: Yanks win, 13-11
UK Subs vs. DOA: Yanks win, 14-11
The Undertones vs. SS Decontrol: Brits win, 14-12
Wire vs. Minor Threat: Brits win, 14-13
X-Ray Spex vs. 45 Grave: Brits win, 14-14
And there you have it, folks: a tie! Of course, if I'd scared up a couple of British bands to pit against Malignant Growth and Fading Out, it would've tipped it in the USA's favor, but in the interests of international relations, I figured I'd disqualify my own bands.
British punk and American hardcore: both so good!!