I submit a real one:

Curry in a Hurry.

Could you drive by that place and not make fart sounds?
Really?

Not a restaurant but there's a one-stop grocery store in south London called Cumming Up.

The Stockyard Cafe

OK maybe the name itself isn't that bad, but the implication of eating in a stock yard....oh and yes it is actually in a stock yard. http://www.stockyardcafe.com/homepage.html

One I saw in town yesterday:

Squat + Gobble

Vile.

Ho Ho China's right next door to me.

Not quite an actual retaurant, but when I was in restaurant school, I failed my consumme' practicum because I spaced the the egg whites required to clarify the consumme'. So I was gonna call my restaurant Doug's Consumme'.

true story

theres a new one in W London called Verdun Thai - not sure if they intended to recall the horrors of the trenches or not

D

There used to be a place in McCall, Idaho called "Lardo's Family Restaurant."

There's a little Thai Place on Lincoln Ave. smartly named:

MATSU SHITA

I shita you not.

The last time I went to London I noticed that there is a food delivery service called Deliverance.

One of the tag lines in the ads is, "Having a Deliverance moment?"

Hopefully never, for the love of Christ.