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by Ty Webb_Archive
I don't understand "too old for drugs." I love shrooms and still take them when given the chance. By far my favorite psychedelic.
A roommate of mine scored a huge bag of shrooms in Colorado and mailed them back to us to await his return home. We spent a couple of months tripping at least once a week. One Saturday, we had 6 people over, all shrooming balls. One of them, Jeff, had smoked weed twice and otherwise avoided any drugs. He was wound a bit tight. In retrospect, it probably wasn't very nice to fuck with him. But shit, I was pretty fucked up and it made me laugh.
For some reason, we had this ghetto Santa Claus beard hanging on the bulletin board in the kitchen. It was just cotton balls glued to a frame made of a coat hanger and it hung over your ears. Completely random and inexplicable.
Jeff had gone upstairs to my dark bedroom to lay on the bed and try to cope with this entirely new sensation. I donned the Santa beard, ran into the room, and began violently humping the corner of the bed, screaming "I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOUR CHIMNEY! I'VE GOT A PRESENT FOR YOUR CHIMNEY!"
All in all, he handled it well. About an hour later, he came downstairs, visibly shaken, and began drumming his fingers on the coffee table. "So when is this supposed to end?", he asked over and over. Poor fucker.
And why were you lunatics on the first page drinking cough syrup that contains guaifinesin? Of course you threw up. Is Robo with only DXM not available outside the US? And 3 or 4 bottles?! Jesus christ.
One 8 oz. bottle and I turn into an iguana with a zoetrope for a brain.
You had me at Sex Traction Aunts Getting Vodka-Rogered On Glass Furniture