I enjoy listening to the Eels.

The eels are not crap.

I've got a couple of their records but CRAP.

(On reflection - I've got a couple of their records and CRAP.)

Possibly the worst live band I've ever seen. And that's saying something.

E played the whole gig, looking as bored as humanly possible, snorkle parker zipped right up, moving not an inch to either side.

Mr E! If you no like, why you do??! And where you get balls charge money for that??!!

Not Crap, heavy waffle factor.

-Shitty live band.

-Shootenanny! was an absolute piece of shit.

-Electroshock Blues, though, is a great album.

When he's on, he's on, when he's not, oh jesus.

not my bag of tea, but not crap either. just...not for me.

No mention of the blatant 'Beck' vocalism?






yeah,










i don't care either.









Crap.

He's one of those guys that tries to act weirder than he really is. It can only follow that his music is awful, contrived posturing, paper thin and sprinkled liberally with faux introspection and spurious "eclecticism". Totally rubbish. Does anyone take this man seriously?

Eels is like a punchline to a misheard joke about Beck.

And Beck's shit, too! And a scientologist!

better songwriting from this band than the majority of your indie bullshit.

I just bought an eel for my fish tank. NOT CRAP

oh, the band has about 4 good songs.

I Need Some Sleep from the Shrek 2 soundtrack is a not crap song.