Tuesday, July 3, 2057 ..... gulp..... I guess I'll be seeing the fireworks in the city rather than the suburbs that year. And I was only joking when I said I would NEVER EVER go to the Taste of Chicago, even if it was my last day on earth. Oh well.... Doh!

That is the single greatest site EVER, Russ.

Tuesday, May 19, 3019
that would make me 139 years old.

the random number site blows away the death clock site. I could browse that site till I die.

was double post. now it's not.

Wednesday, October 8, 2003...... Oh shit!

Russ's random number generator is a John Cage-ian wet dream! Meow!

I will kick the bucket on May 2, 2039....
58 years old... what a crock!!!

wednesday, april19, 2006.
fuck worrying about retirement now. and if we could keep this from
my girlfriend, that would be great.

so long, suckers!
chad

Saturday, December 28, 2041 as an architeuthis or giant squid beaches and eats my pinky and drains my fluids into the salty ocean.