On Monday, at the age of 30, for the first time in my entire life I had my lunch stolen from me. Stolen right from the work refrigerator.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE LEAN CUISINE MEAL YOU BASTARD!
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372This morning I saw a blind man crossing the street. He had the walk signal. A teenager in an SUV almost ran him over because he apparently doesn't realize pedestrians have the right of way. He cursed and then gave the blind man the finger. I'm not sure how many wrong things there were with this interaction.
There are crispy fries waiting to come out of your oven: you just have to make them and put them there.
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374I don't know about it having more soul but that picture has certainly got a disturbing amount of tongue.
H-GM wrote:Still don't make you mexican, Dances With Burros.
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375itchy mcgoo wrote:I don't know about it having more soul but that picture has certainly got a disturbing amount of tongue.
It's more tasteful than that near-smut picture of you getting ready to nurse the sheep.

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Shin guards for all!
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376Why are the sheep dressed as klansmen?
Don't concentrate on the finger..
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377GypsumFantastic wrote:Why are the sheep dressed as klansmen?
How do the sheep over there express their racial solidarity?
I've seen the bridges burning in the night.
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379Gramsci wrote:I told my soon to be ex-wife I'm seeing someone else.
Beat that!
Are you kidding Gramps?
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.

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380I have a photo of this: In Chinese restaurant restroom. A sign over the sink says " Employees must wash hands before returning to wok "