same wrote:

hellyes!! wrote:i bet i'd get more dates if...

You're fishing for creepy private messages here, hellyes!.

nah...really?? no messages so i think i'm okay. or, wait, NO messages?!?!! What the hell?!

Ty Webb wrote:

hellyes!! wrote:

beelzebubbles wrote:

hellyes!! wrote:
wait, did i just find myself in the "Online Dating" thread?

.....shit sorry...maybe we should talk about objectifying lesbians now....oops shit, didn't mean to go there!

what i want to know is how do i learn to objectify men? i bet i'd get more dates if i could properly objectify them.

Start by saying things like "I bet you've got a tiny wallet" and "Your knowledge of spectator sports is inadequate."

I'd think if I said that to anyone here, they probably just nod in agreement....such is the life of most rock musicians and students.

Foot on Monday nights, Specky and me are usually there.
I find it to be a nice mix of some OK folks and total bozos,
sometimes. If it's too many schmoes, I leave.

Delilah's is great until the meatheads show up, what a selection
of hooch. I like to get in early and leave when it gets crowded..
Mike Miller is a class act! But I always get WAY too fucking
schnockered on his Delilahs 10th Anniversary Bourbon - which,
I happen to think, is the finest liquid imaginable let alone consumable.

never been to the Map Room, all I know is my ex-roomie's
ex-wife was physically assaulted right there outside the front door
long ago.. don't recall if it was robbery or what, but I remember it
was rather nasty. Anyways I'm not opposed but it's not like I'd go
there on my own. I've had bagels from there 'cuz a co-worker would
stop for 'em every morning - cool they serve cold cereal there in the
mornings!

I like The Green Eye! Nice room. Include me in, please!

There's also the Lakeview Lounge, when the Nightwatch
is playing.. anybody here been there for 'em? surely there must!
I always take out-of-towners there, mostly. Too far north for me,
usually - and now it's a $20 taxi home.

I like the Clipper now that the douchebags don't own it.
They have great a/c in there, helps to make it through
this living hell as of late.

The Two Way is closing!? Shit they got dollar Old Style drafts
in frosted mugs for a frickin' buck, M-Th!! And they clean and
maintain their taps 'cuz it's not rank.

I think iot would be fun to meet some of you jerks and talk shit!

I dunno, The Green Eye is average in some ways,
but I like the room. it's comfortable. Drinks are too
much for a joint on Western Ave, but whattaya gonna
do.

Didn't even know the LL had closed, that sux. Been a
while since I've had out-of-town houseguests, I guess.

the ones who bought the Clipper and fired the whole staff
and then nobody went there for a while and they lost their
asses and sold it to the present owners.. I don't know if
the Smoke Daddy ones are the jackasses or the new guys,
but I ~do~ enjoy most any BBQ at the drop of a hat.

fuck ya mista critical if ya don't want that beer!

jerny wrote:I dunno, The Green Eye is average in some ways,
but I like the room. it's comfortable. Drinks are too
much for a joint on Western Ave, but whattaya gonna
do.

$2 pints of PBR isn't a lot of money

PBR is weak urine in a bottle, a can or on tap.
I wouldn't drink that pisswater if you paid me!
but, hey: that's just more for YOU sweetheart!

go to the IHEARTCOMIX/Southern records shindig
at SmartBar on Sunday night, the 20th..
there's Jack Daniels specials and no fucking house music.
win a skateboard with a custom Will Whitmore deck if you've
got a kickass moustache, 'cuz there's a contest. they're also
giving away stuff, lots of it I hear - you like stuff!

itchy mcgoo wrote:...maybe I'll see some of you turkeys for berrs at the Bitter Tears tomorrow.

Schuba's?
10?

greeeeeeeeeeeat.

I'm finna be there. I want to see Greg in a diaper again. I always want to see Greg in a diaper.

electrons wrote:

itchy mcgoo wrote:...maybe I'll see some of you turkeys for berrs at the Bitter Tears tomorrow.

Schuba's?
10?

greeeeeeeeeeeat.

I'm finna be there. I want to see Greg in a diaper again. I always want to see Greg in a diaper.

Anyone know who the other two bands are?
Also, come by and wish spacebar a happy birthday.
He's turning 26 and more than likely will be very incoherent by the night's end.
God bless the Belmont night owl service.

I might considering going so long as nobody hisses at me. Anyone I might recognize going to the show? In other words, people whose faces I know.

hellyes!! wrote:I might considering going so long as nobody hisses at me. Anyone I might recognize going to the show? In other words, people whose faces I know.

Just memorize this thread and you're bound to recognize someone.