i dislike how pluto is being talked about like its feelings would be hurt if it was declassified.

any bets on how long it takes for there to be a band called "2003 UB313" and how bad said band will suck

Xena?! Who ever heard of a planet named after a fictional character?! Oh wait...

Okay, so now they've decided it's not a planet.

What about the children?

John W. wrote:Okay, so now they've decided it's not a planet.

What about the children?

The children are probably not planets either.

John W. wrote:Okay, so now they've decided it's not a planet.

What about the children?

Fuck'em. They're just happy they've only got to learn an eight-word mnemonic phrase instead of all nine.

hooray! for some reason this news cheered me up! fuck you pluto, you faking a planet son of a bitch! ha!

Didn't you guys hear the song I wrote about this last week?

im saddened

OK. Let me see if I have this right. Pluto isn't a planet because it's orbit
crosses Neptune's. Then what the fuck does that make Neptune? Neptune
hasn't cleared away pluto, and it's therefor not a planet also?

Holy fuck. This is worse the when we didn't have a definition for a planet.

John W. wrote:Okay, so now they've decided it's not a planet.

What about the children?

I am feeling so claustrophobic. The walls are closing in. Its like the galaxy is shrinking!!!

8 planets?!?! What about all these fucking textbooks we just bought for our elementary school? Fuck you, leading scientists. Your taking us down from the inside!

My very excellent mother just served us nine what? What?!?! What did she serve us nine of!?!?!?! This can't be!

My very excellent mother just served us nothing.