rachael wrote:

yaledelay wrote:

rachael wrote:

horsewhip wrote:I wouldn't do too well in jail.

Do you have rosy cheeks?

when I last saw him, he did...

Did you spank that ass?

I may have there was everclear involved... I know I almost got stabbed that night...

James, if there is not an upcoming song about these annoying neighbors for either Horsewhip or Police Teeth, I will be very disapointed.

Stories of shitty neighbors make me glad that my girlfriend and I were able to find a relatively cheap house in Bellingham. Its going to be really hard to ever go back to living in an apartment.

Having thought about this a lot, I seriously think you should contact Shady Landlord.

The downstairs neighbors spent much of this morning (at 7:30) slamming their door repeatedly. WTF.

Apartment manager has yet to call me back.

Cranius wrote:And a few days after that I see one of them in town on a skateboard and before I know what I'm doing I body-checked him and he's lying on the floor swearing at me. I walk off super-quick, saying something to the effect of, "Watch where you're going, you fucking prick!"

Your long hair just can't cover up your red neck, Andrew. Coe would be proud.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Your long hair just can't cover up your red neck, Andrew. Coe would be proud.

...he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

rachael wrote:

horsewhip wrote:I wouldn't do too well in jail.

Do you have rosy cheeks?

Yeah Rachael, he does. Just because you asked and made a really funny funny..... (cough.....cough...cough......ahem.....)


Somebody fucking SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!

Hullo. Sorry I make you make wait so long, asshole! First of all, I no need all details you write, meh. You handle thees the right way. Like thees: You write angry letters to you from asshole! neighbor. Make letters so crazy guy, more angry each letter. You make maybe 15 them. Make lies in letter about what you do wrong. You call landlord make complaint about new asshole! neighbor bother you all day. Each day you call landlord - 5 days. Landlord say, "hey, fahg you, fahging guy." Then you call police. You tell police thees crazy fahging guy, he scare you and family. You show notes. You tell police you call landlord. Landlord say, yeah, he call me. I take care of thees. Landlord pressured, make easy for landlord eeveect asshole guy. Then you make nice dinner landlord to say thankyou, meh.


Or cut finger from asshole! guy. Maybe he learn leave you alone. Then you make dinner landlord to say thankyou, meh.


Meh.

alex maiolo wrote:What the hell does Horsewhip have to do to get an opinion from Shady Landlord?
Typical. Never around when you need him.

-A

I keeck you in balls.


[keeck!!!!]


Fahging guy. Meh.

Personally, the first thing I'd do is write a polite letter (to the neighbours that is) saying pretty much what you told us. Make sure to keep a copy of it yourself.
That way you can get your point across, without getting derailed (which happens to me all the time when face to face gets a bit heated).

I'd like to second Rod's suggestion, could you not get a hold of your equivalent of "environmental health" or some other local governing group thing?