Bagpiping Jesus, this should be a larf! And a Friday night for the London gig to boot! Except Camden does NOT like me. In fact, it positively shits down my gullet the moment I get off the train. Well fuck you Camden, I'm coming anyway, and who knows, maybe it'll be your windpipes that get all browned this time, eh?

i don't ever want my windpipes browned. fuck that

get back to the states you scabby cunts.

What's up with the lack of a Bristol date on that itinerary, Andy? Please tell me that Mole's is not making you do a flyer deal..

Pitchfork'd!

Definately a spy here.