I am with you always, even to the ends of the earth" (Matthew 28:20)

Isn't there one with Jesus rocking out to a guitar player too? I love those. I love how Jesus is apparently storing chestnuts in his face in every single picture.

I love--secularly--the artist's story.

Mainly just the part about deciding to take something up and doing it. Not the nutty Jesus parts.


And yes, Jesus was the original zombie. I don't think the zombie concept would exist without his inspirational tale.

DrAwkward wrote:Isn't there one with Jesus rocking out to a guitar player too? I love those. I love how Jesus is apparently storing chestnuts in his face in every single picture.

This one?



Jesus is always reading over your shoulder.

jesus existed, but he wasn't white. that's for damn sure. I don't see how there is any debate over his existence, there was man that called himself jesus. whether he is god/son of god is what should be debated.
jesus was no square.
not crap!

NOT CRAP

sack of smashed assholes wrote:jesus existed...
not crap!

That is highly doubtful, in fact pretty much... no he didn't.

But it's a nice story, like a lot of the nice stories of saviour gods/cults etc from the Iron Age. This one just happened to go mainstream.

Jesus, as we read of him in the Bible, did not exist, and was never a Zombie - a ha ah a ha ah a ha a ah-

Gramsci wrote:

sack of smashed assholes wrote:jesus existed...
not crap!

That is highly doubtful, in fact pretty much... no he didn't.

But it's a nice story, like a lot of the nice stories of saviour gods/cults etc from the Iron Age. This one just happened to go mainstream.

Jesus, as we read of him in the Bible, did not exist, and was never a Zombie - a ha ah a ha ah a ha a ah-

I'm no expert on this...but...

Aren't there non-Christian sources that document there was a Jesus in the appropriate time and place...Roman records of executed criminals or something like that?

A quick google for "evidence of historical Jesus" reveals lots of hits. Here are a couple of the top ones.

http://www.sundayschoolcourses.com/hist ... stjesu.htm

http://www.probe.org/content/view/18/77/

Seems like, at a minimum, there is a healthy debate to be had regarding Jesus as a historical figure. Not that I'm the one to conduct it on either side.

i hate when cartoon network censors farnsworth saying "sweet zombie jesus!"