...and since he had to endure a day of jokes about his cavalier attitude, and Dogtanian, and such and soforth, he has taken the decison to shave it off tonight.

Shame.

Cranius wrote:Late last night I turned on the TV and there was a documentary, entitled Guys and Dolls, featuring men who have relationships with 'real-life' rubber sex dolls. The men interviewed were, for one reason or another, unable to form relationships with living girls.

One of the men, a 39 year-old factory worker from Virginia, owned two such dolls, which he'd unnervingly dressed as school girls. Both dolls looked a little worse for wear.

I couldn't fail to notice the Master of Puppets poster on the wall of his bedroom. This was an irony he was altogether oblivious to.

ant man bee wrote:

Cranius wrote:Late last night I turned on the TV and there was a documentary, entitled Guys and Dolls, featuring men who have relationships with 'real-life' rubber sex dolls. The men interviewed were, for one reason or another, unable to form relationships with living girls.

One of the men, a 39 year-old factory worker from Virginia, owned two such dolls, which he'd unnervingly dressed as school girls. Both dolls looked a little worse for wear.

I couldn't fail to notice the Master of Puppets poster on the wall of his bedroom. This was an irony he was altogether oblivious to.

The terror of the line "a little worse to wear" is barely overshadowed by the irony of the master of puppets poster.

burun wrote:You know how every prison has "a guy who can get things"?

I am sort of that person for an ever-widening circle of people.

Today, I have been asked by three people so far to procure a TMX Elmo.

I should have done what I did during the Furby craze and gone and bought a dozen of them, then reselling them at an inflated price.

Hmmm.

Cranius wrote:
We then watched him rout out a plastic vagina with a Phillips screwdriver, after declaring that it was 'shot to shit'.

Mike Greenlees wrote:Why do you think you are the go-to person for TMX Elmo?

It was good to see you at The TG25 Thing, by the way. You are possibly the only person on this forum I spoke with during my brief stay.

Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:

the$inmusicisallmine wrote:my fucking back hurts so much right now i could cry.

Try taking four ibuprofen every four hours. This worked much better than any precription painkillers I could get my hands on during my pre-surgery back fallout last year.