Salt Lick wrote me back:

Salt Lick wrote:Dear Woodie,

Ha ha, you letter writing jackoff, we already spent your money. It wasn't enough, so bring me back a Mickey Mouse jerkoff rag. Oh, we slepped something through your locker slot, too.

Tell your neighbor he won't need to feed your cat this week.

You loser,
Salt Lick

P.S. Ask your mom about when I fucked her.

Dear "The Golden Age of Wireless" by Thomas Dolby,

You fucking sicko. I was only nine years old.

= Justin

Dear Hairway To Steven:

For years, I listened to you on the wrong speed.

Being wrong never sounded so right.

Love, Jodi

wood goblin wrote:P.S. Ask your mom about when I fucked her.

this made do one of those snorting things i claim not to do while laughing.

salut!

Dear Out Like a Light by John Scofield

You were a gift for a friend from another, but i heard you first.

You were a wonderful left turn.

thank you for the grand entrance.

Dear Frank Black and The Catholics first two albums

You are great.

So great.

But i think it is time to stop.

It's you, not me.

Dear 24 Hour Revenge Therapy/Prophylaxis/Camels, Spilled Carona...

Things changed when i met you.

I grew up a little.

What a summer that was.

Dear Lick my Decals Off Baby

Your older brother Trout Mask gets all the glory, but seeing as he scored 1600 on his SAT, he does deserve it. You should not be out of print though..that makes me sad.

You are really filthy and dirty...Have you been reading the personals on Craig's List?

Thank you for being you,

Matt

p.s. - how does it feel to have Deerhoof hold your big toe until you blow with each new album?

Dear Seventeen Seconds, Faith, and Pornography,

It's hard for me to think of the three of you as 100% unique from one another. I like you for what you don't have as much as I like you for what you do have. I even don't mind the reverse reverb and JC-120 amp.

I'm sorry your singer/guitarist got old and forgot how to write interestin music.

Your pal forever.
Ben Adrian

Dear antics by interpol,

That night, back at your place...just as quickly as I turned you on, I started thinking of ways I could turn you off.