Do Christians think these penguins are going to Hell?

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Is it just me, or are they only dry-humping in that video? I mean, if there's no actual penetration, does that make them gay? What if that one penguin just brushed up against that other penguin at a club after he'd had a few Bacardi and Cokes, and he's just kind of curious what would happen if they kept dancing together? I hardly see the harm in that.

Penguins drinking and dancing, on the other hand...

Do Christians think these penguins are going to Hell?

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Heeby Jeeby wrote:dimpfelmoser wrote:
Heeby Jeeby wrote:
i've read the bible a million times,


You need to get a life


You need to learn about what happens to sinning penguins.

Carry on, Heeby Jeeby.
Tell me more about your religion's views.
Considering the fact that penguins control the media, hollywood, and the world's banks, a good scapegoat, or I should say "scapepenguin" could be very, very handy.

-A


dimpfelmoser - than you very much for the advice. :D

alex i had to consult one of the other brothers here in the monastery and i'm sorry to say its not only penguins, its all black and white animals. penguins, zebras, some cats and michael jackson are all going to hell. that whole kiddy-fiddling thing was just jacko trying to get in the catholic church's good books



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Do Christians think these penguins are going to Hell?

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dimpfelmoser. yeah whatever thanks for the hint but i'd prefer in future if you didn't bother commenting on my posts if you're just going to be a dick about it. so i don't know about online forums too much. i've read this forum quite a lot and have only recently decided to join up. if my online forum capability is only passable please forgive me you fucking dick. every one else seems quite nice on the EA forums but you just seem like a nasty eletist dick. basically fuck you. i hope no one else takes offence at this post but sometimes you just have to say what you mean to people who are dicks. dimpfelmoser....you are a dick. a dick.

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