Selma, JubJub is fan-tastic! He's everywhere you wanna be!

(watching a school house rock type thing)
"Hey Lisa, what are you watching?"
"Some garbage aimed at nostalgic Gen Xers"
"We need another Vietnam to thin their ranks out a little"

(Indie kids at Lollapalooza type thing)
"Oh, here's that cannonball guy, HE'S cool"
"Hey man, are you being sarcastic?"
(sighs)"I don't even know anymore..."

Homer:
"Grand Funk? You don't know GRAND FUNK?!?!
The wild, shirtless lyrics, or Mark Farner?
The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher?
...The competent drum work of Don Brewer???"

I could go on and on.

-A

Homer: "Mmmmm, waffle runoff."

"We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and then soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger."

To name two.

Homer: "Pack man Fever, Doo doo doo doo".

Homer: " We can dance, we can dance...everybody look at your pants".

Mr. Burns: (A annoyed after santa's little helper licks him) So Smithers how would like it if i put my nose in your crotch and started licking you?

Smithers: If YOU did it?

Thinking about the part where Homer's at the Kid Rock concert singing along to "Bawitdaba" but singing "Bawitdaba banana-fana ooga-chaka...." had me stifling giggles at work the other day.

Also I never get tired of watching Stan Lee try to turn into the Hulk.

(The Ramones are playing)
Burns: "Have the Rolling Stones killed."
Smithers: "Sir, those aren't --"
Burns: "Do as I say!"

Treehouse of Horror III: Homer throws the Talking Krusty the Clown doll into the bottomless pit. A mobster throws a dead body into the pit. Then a nerd throws a box into the pit and says, "I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg."

The pit throws the box back at the nerd.

Apu to Marge who's holding a befouled Maggie: "That's the most pungent thing I've ever smelled & I'm from India!"

Homer's laid up in a prison hospital where there's a painting of a unicorn in outer space.
Warden to Homer: "That ain't art! I mean, what's that unicorn breathing?"
Homer: "Air."
Warden: "There's no air in space!"
Homer: "There's an air & space museum!"
Cuts to shot of Warden throwing Homer out on his ass.

I remember one time there was an incident at the school, and the majority of the town were outside demonstrating because (I think) principle Skinner had been having an affair with another teacher in the school.

Anyway, when the people are complaining about what has allegedly happened in the school, one of the parents pipes up, "We're not talking about love, we're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!" To which Krusty the clown replies, "The Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down years ago!"

Milhouse (on the verge of a serious meltdown):

"Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"

I forgot all about Milhouse, he's gold.

"No one remembers all the times I didn't wet my pants."