You could easily ask that question about the majority of threads on Internet Message Boards.

Why anyone on a predominantly Rock-Band Gear-Dork Internet Message Board would care about this subject should be obvious.

ubercat wrote:In bizarro world it is. Lucille's (and Thurston's guitar's) demand is elastic,
but the supply is vertical (or in the case of Thurston's guitar's inelastic).

Elastica sucks.

kittenfister wrote:

Mr. Chimp wrote:Who gives a shit.


Seriously.


Why do you all give a shit?

Thats an easy one to answer, and i will speak for a lot of you. My life is terrible and worthless and I have no self esteem. By pointing out what i think are the faults in others, i am somehow able to raise the bar up a bit on my crummy life. It's even better that i can do it and nobody really knows who i am, so i can spew crap and put downs from the dark cramped shadow of my existance without anybody kicking my ass or pointing out that I am too dumb boring and ugly to have a real life.

In this little battle of wits, it's very easy to side with Mr. Chimp.
This may have something to do with the fact that kittenfister is obviously a piece of shit.

Christopher_Dragon wrote:In this little battle of wits, it's very easy to side with Mr. Chimp.
This may have something to do with the fact that kittenfister is obviously a piece of shit.

That may be, but when the rain hits the metal grill on the back of my air conditioner, it allmost sounds like a drunk zither or a music box with shit broken.

kittenfister wrote:

Christopher_Dragon wrote:In this little battle of wits, it's very easy to side with Mr. Chimp.
This may have something to do with the fact that kittenfister is obviously a piece of shit.

That may be, but when the rain hits the metal grill on the back of my air conditioner, it allmost sounds like a drunk zither or a music box with shit broken.

Found sound is totally awesome and such an original idea.
Seriously, it is.

robert thefamilyghost wrote:

placeholder wrote:Always CRAP, always really cheesy looking.

CRAP!!

ooh! can i have your old "Atari" strat copy!?

Anonymous Internet Nerd Outed as Hypocrite

CHICAGO, Electrical Audio, September 30th - Eletrical Audio Discussion Forum user "robert thefamilyghost" came forward with a shocking revelation about his friend, bandmate, and fellow Forum-poster "placeholder." In response to "placeholder"'s assertion that putting stickers on a guitar or bass is "Always CRAP, always really cheesy looking," "robert thefamilyghost" pointed out that "placeholder" had, in fact, once festooned the headstock of a Lotus Stratocaster copy with an "Atari" sticker.

When asked about this allegation, "placeholder" had this to say: "He neglected to mention that there were a couple of other stickers on the guitar, and that at one point I hot-glued some circuitboards and wires to its body as well. He also overlooked the fact that I did all this stuff over 11 years ago, when I was still in high school. In hindsight, I concede that these were extraordinarily cheesy and embarrassing things to do to a guitar."

Forum user "placeholder" has been forced to recant his previous CRAP vote, having been "outed" and thoroughly humiliated as a filthy hypocrite and one-time guitar-stickerer. Forum user "placeholder" concedes that his current opinion of putting stickers on a guitar as "cheesy" is negated 100% by that one time, many years ago, that he actually put some stickers on a guitar. He would like the record to show that he has not affixed any stickers to any of the many musical instruments he has purchased in the years since that dark day when he put a couple of stickers on a guitar.

Robert, you may not have my Strat copy.

zom-zom wrote:Elastica sucks.

More bait? If I were to send you a package, would I address it to a bridge?

What, you like Elastica?

I'd say crap... You can express yourself better by writing music... Put that message that the sticker bears into your music, and leave the stickers for the 4th graders to scratch n' sniff.

BTW, my guitar has little room for a sticker...

placeholder wrote:Anonymous Internet Nerd Outed as Hypocrite

CHICAGO, Electrical Audio, September 30th - Eletrical Audio Discussion Forum user "robert thefamilyghost" came forward with a shocking revelation about his friend, bandmate, and fellow Forum-poster "placeholder." In response to "placeholder"'s assertion that putting stickers on a guitar or bass is "Always CRAP, always really cheesy looking," "robert thefamilyghost" pointed out that "placeholder" had, in fact, once festooned the headstock of a Lotus Stratocaster copy with an "Atari" sticker.

When asked about this allegation, "placeholder" had this to say: "He neglected to mention that there were a couple of other stickers on the guitar, and that at one point I hot-glued some circuitboards and wires to its body as well. He also overlooked the fact that I did all this stuff over 11 years ago, when I was still in high school. In hindsight, I concede that these were extraordinarily cheesy and embarrassing things to do to a guitar."

Forum user "placeholder" has been forced to recant his previous CRAP vote, having been "outed" and thoroughly humiliated as a filthy hypocrite and one-time guitar-stickerer. Forum user "placeholder" concedes that his current opinion of putting stickers on a guitar as "cheesy" is negated 100% by that one time, many years ago, that he actually put some stickers on a guitar. He would like the record to show that he has not affixed any stickers to any of the many musical instruments he has purchased in anthe years since that dark day when he put a couple of stickers on a guitar.

Robert, you may not have my Strat copy.

note use of the word "old"...i used "'Atari'" as a shorthand that's much more convenient than saying the lots of words you said...and sorry for "outing" you, even though my comment was not an "outing" (please refer to previous note concerning my use of the word "old" and the implication i would assume one would gather upon reading such a word) so much as a realization that if such an act is now deemed "Always CRAP" then you wouldn't have much use for this "Atari" guitar anymore and i like free guitars...

nice biting sarcasm, though...feel free to use me as a reference on your job application with The Onion...